Darth Vader Cookie Jar - $99.95
Om nom nom nom ... who knew that joining the Dark Side would be this yummy? Here's what the Sith Lord uses to keep all those cookies: the Darth Vader Cookie Jar from the NeatoShop. Each limited-edition cookie jar is hand-painted (with proper application of The Force, undoubtedly), so get yours before they're all gone.
See also: Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies T-Shirt