Suspect Denies Owning Cocaine Found In His Butt

By John Farrier in Crime & Law, Society & Culture on Oct 1, 2010 at 6:15 pm

A man in Bradenton, Florida was arrested after a police search revealed illegal narcotics hidden in his bottom. When the drugs were discovered, the suspect denied owning them:

Roberts quickly disavowed ownership of the cocaine. “The white stuff is not mine, but the weed is,” he claimed, adding that the crack in his crack was the property of a friend who had previously borrowed the car and left the drug on the passenger seat. Roberts explained that when he was pulled over for speeding, he concealed the second bag of narcotics.

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  1. rach
    Oct 1st, 2010 at 6:24 pm

    paris hilton much?

  2. Archie
    Oct 1st, 2010 at 7:05 pm

    Maybe he rented out the space.

  3. meg
    Oct 1st, 2010 at 7:45 pm

    I’m thinkin Archie’s got the right idea here.

  4. Yep
    Oct 1st, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    How people have access to this guys ass? Is it the CVS of street drugs? Whatever happened to just tucking your stash in your sock?

  5. Greg Bowen
    Oct 2nd, 2010 at 8:26 am

    Oh – wait – how did that get there? The heroine is mine but not that cocaine.

  6. Kalel
    Oct 2nd, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    I feel such pity for the officers who must do the searching.

  7. video game dork
    Oct 2nd, 2010 at 3:21 pm

    lol Kalel…

    So, apparently the suspects aren’t saying “But, Officer” as a plea, but rather “Butt Officer” as a title.

  8. Alecto
    Oct 2nd, 2010 at 7:47 pm

    AS a police officer my favorite line is “These ain’t my pants!!”

  9. ted
    Oct 3rd, 2010 at 7:20 am

    What, Kalel? No wisecracks?

  10. DarrenBaker
    Oct 3rd, 2010 at 7:11 pm

    Was it crack, or cocaine? If it’s coke, that crack about the crack in his crack just doesn’t cut it, cracker.


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