Does the UN Have an Ambassador Assigned to Talk to Aliens?

Not an american. Anyone else, but not an american. There would be too many chances to start a war.

Klaatu barada nikto

It’s funny that the U.N Office of Outer Space Affairs would think an astrophysicist would be a good ambassador to an alien race. I guess the logic is that the race is from another planet and astrophysicists study… er… planets – or something like that. It reminds me of the myopia that created the Pioneer Plaque. I vote that Shackamaxon and Gareth replace the U.N in deciding who should do the talking.

your mom

David Attenborough and Bindi Irwin – that’s a balanced perspective of age and gender.

Wyclef.

Bootsy Collins, of course.

the muzzys already control the UN, and they already pray to a meteorite at meccca, just seems like the right choice to me. and if those darn aliens will not submit, then jihad it is.