Revenge Products

By Miss Cellania in Everything Else on Aug 31, 2010 at 10:09 am

Shomer-Tec has a page of merchandise for sale called “Revenge Products.” There are gadgets that disable electronics or just annoy people, and bottles of nasty things like Liquid Roadkill.

These “special ingredients” are just what you may need in some “special situations”. Manufactured under contract by DSG Laboratories to fulfill the occasional unusual operational requirement of CIA and other federal agents, these products are now available for non-governmental sale. Use only with utmost discretion.

Before you use this incredibly foul putrifier, take a moment to reflect on all the roadkill left out in the scorching sun. With this nice little vial, you now have the ability to creatively re-create this special odor at a time and place of your choosing.

I wouldn’t use this on my worst enemy. Link -via J-Walk Blog

Tags: odor, revenge

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joshman
Aug 31st, 2010 at 10:17 am
it’s funny, this website is blocked by my work as “weapons”
Miss Cellania
Aug 31st, 2010 at 10:23 am
Makes sense. Shomer-Tec sells weapons and other products for the military and security groups.
Splint Chesthair
Aug 31st, 2010 at 11:06 am
Let’s all guess the number of charges one would face if caught using most of these products.

My friend had these stink bombs in little glass ampoules and man, they were vile. They could easily make you puke. He used to set them off in school and the entire area would be off limits until they could air it out and clean it up.

That was 20 years ago though, now they’d call the police.
Splint Chesthair
Aug 31st, 2010 at 11:08 am
Oh wow, I love this one:

Liquid Key Scratch:
This stuff has an insatiable appetite for automobile paint. $11.00 per tiny bottle.

or you can buy some generic brake fluid for $3.00/pint.
Red Bunny
Aug 31st, 2010 at 11:10 am
That stuff looks awesome. I’m surprised it’s not illegal. I wonder if you could get arrested for throwing “liquid road kill” on someone? Not that I’d ever do something so horrible to anyone. Well, on second thought, maybe a few people I know could use a good dousing. The “nasty yellow teeth” vial looks particularly tempting.
Rando
Aug 31st, 2010 at 12:18 pm
This site is seriously tempting.

Especially considering my neighbour has a penchant for waking me up in the morning by blasting techno.
hearsetrax
Sep 1st, 2010 at 10:43 am
> insert seriously evil grin <

include this and a few other sites I know of

one can get into serious trouble

personally I like the "SONIC NAUSEA" gizmo my self
MadMolecule
Sep 1st, 2010 at 11:44 am
@Red Bunny: I’m a lawyer. YES, you can face criminal charges for throwing this on someone.

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