Perhaps, like flight attendant Steven Slater, you need to escape from a bad job or social situation. Slater had an inflatable emergency slide handy, but until now, few of us had this option. Pictured above is an advertisement for a fake product called Slip Quit -- a portable slide for those desperate situations.
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