Man Jumps into Hay Baler

By John Farrier in Video Clips on Aug 26, 2010 at 1:42 pm


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This video shows a man stripping of his clothes and jumping into a hay baler. A few seconds later, the baler spits him out in the middle of a bale of hay.

This is either footage of an idiot, a viral advertising stunt, or both. What do you think?

Content warning: as I said, the guy gets naked. The video doesn’t show anything — at least not up close. But, you know: fat, middle-aged naked man warning.

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  1. Caleb
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    I say fake. Doesn’t look real.

  2. Hezzawezza
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 2:03 pm

    Anyone who has ever worked one of these machines knows that he would have instantly been delimbed. How do you think the flat sides of the bale get that way? Blades I tells ya! Large reciprocating blades!

  3. AlejoHausner
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 2:05 pm

    Definitely fake. I think bales of hay are compressed pretty firmly, and he would likely be dead. Besides, how do you take a bunch of hay and make it into a brick? You need to squeeze it firmly with pressure plates on all six sides. To get those flat sides you need to apply a lot of pressure, and yet he comes out with head, arms and legs protruding from the bale, with no blood showing.

    Alejo

  4. Garrett S
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 2:25 pm

    Fake. While a clever idea for a video, this would not be possible.

    He did the best to make it authentic – jumping out of a moving tractor. The bailer does not work otherwise.

    Not to necessarily nitpick, but the cutting is done before the compressing, Hezzawezza.

  5. msbutah
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    He looks like Andy, one of the characters played on Little Britain.
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/littlebritain/characters/louandy.shtml

  6. c0ldfish
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 2:42 pm

    the camera work has “professional attempting to look like an amateur” written all over it. i hate when people do this.

    that is not how amateur videos look, they don’t wobble thaaat much, they certainly don’t zoom at opportune moments, and they usually either start or end with unnecessary long periods of boring footage that the person didn’t know how to edit out.

    i don’t understand why they don’t just hire some random guy off the street to film these things, it would be infinitely more believable. i can film things very badly, i shake like a leaf and have little experience with cameras.

  7. Kevin George
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

    Yup, fake. You can hear the diesel tractor running, but the ka-thunk ka-thunk of an operating baler is missing.

  8. Adi
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 3:04 pm

    Sometime in the last few years, someone in my town was accidentally baled. I heard it was horribly gruesome, they had to gather up the pieces of what was left of him. Ugh all the bloody hay and machinery… This ad doesn’t sit well with me, it’s totally not real. It’s not funny at all.

  9. shadowfirebird
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 3:07 pm

    @coldfish:

    Disagree. Amateur video usually looks much worse than that, in fact.

    On the other hand I think that the whole thing was too quick and practiced, and the bailee was deliberately playing for laughs for the camera — doing so well enough that it seems quite likely that this will turn up as a sketch in a comedy show soon.

    You can’t tell from this distance, of course, but I concur with msbutah; that could easily be Matt Lucas.

  10. Minnesotastan
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 3:17 pm

    Isn’t there anyone who can just relax and enjoy a faked video for what it is – an attempt at humor? This video is not narrated by David Attenborough for the BBC; it’s more like a Rowan and Martin segment or a Python sketch.

  11. The Truth
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 3:38 pm

    Look at the armholes in his hay-costume at the end

  12. Samuel
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 4:11 pm

    I agree with Adi. It’s definitely not real, nor is it funny. First thought I had was, “he’s trying to kill himself on video?” and then “What the?” and then “I hope no one believes this and tries it for themselves

  13. cathysfiddle
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 5:15 pm

    It is too reminiscent of some truly horrible accidents.

  14. clickclick
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    my friend fell into a bailer when I was in kindergarten. It was the first funeral I ever went to. Fake, but I can appreciate the humour in the video.

  15. Hootie McBoob
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 6:44 pm

    …and nobody familiar with hay/straw would get nekkid before jumping into a bunch of it. Way too rough and scratchy for one’s delicate parts.

  16. dragonmamma/naomi
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 6:46 pm

    My first thought was “Man, that hay must really be itchy on the private parts.”

  17. Morgan
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 7:09 pm

    Irregardless (yeah I said it!) its pretty funny, especially the truck stop hooker laughing behind the camera.

  18. lewis82
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Anyone who has once been near these machines has read the stickers on them.

    Or at the very least, I did. It says: “Extreme danger, do not approach the moving parts”. I don’t think you could survive.

  19. marishka
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 7:34 pm

    do NOT try this at home

  20. Samcar1
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    Looks like the lowest-ranked idea in a brainstorming session for a new Shredded Wheat commercial. (“How will it make YOU feel?”)

  21. Matt
    Aug 26th, 2010 at 9:24 pm

    I agree, not really funny at all, just dumb.

    All I could think of was the idiots (the kind who try to repeat those stunts from the show jackass) that end up killing themselves trying to do this. Fortunately very few people have access to a hay bailer I think, but it was still a very irresponsible video.

  22. Tronconneuse
    Aug 27th, 2010 at 2:47 am

    Check the mechanism inside a continuous round baller.
    We can clearly see that nobody can survive to these bands !

    http://www.freepatentsonline.com/6729118-0-large.jpg

  23. TheBlueCat
    Aug 27th, 2010 at 3:24 am

    Anyone suffering a sense of humour failure can always trawl through the rest of the Internet for something to complain about. Seriously, what’s wrong with you? It’s either funny or it’s not. If not, move on; simple.
    Anyone concerned that there might be people (sorry, idiots without the brains of an amoeba) who might try to recreate this – good luck to them. The human gene-pool is better off for their contribution to fertiliser production.

  24. TheBlueCat
    Aug 27th, 2010 at 3:27 am

    P.S. It’s very funny :o D !!

  25. DaMamaJama
    Aug 27th, 2010 at 6:00 am

    OK, IT’S FAKE – WE GET IT. But it made my 68-year-old-just-got-her-first-computer-a-month-ago mother (and me) laugh until she(we) almost peed our pants, so four thumbs up! Just enjoy, people!
    Dr. Who and most sci-fi is fake, too, but does that mean you enjoy it any less? Wait, you do know that Dr. Who is fake, right?

  26. DaMamaJama
    Aug 27th, 2010 at 6:02 am

    And thank you, TheBlueCat, for pointing out the Darwinian cleansing effect for those who attempt to reproduce the stunt :)

  27. Bill
    Aug 27th, 2010 at 7:31 am

    Okay I know it’s fake but one more factoid. Our balers also cut square bales into 4 inch slices before stringing/twining. That’s so you can feed a few flakes at a time to your horses, etc.

  28. Jc
    Sep 21st, 2010 at 3:29 pm

    The guy climbed into a cardboard box with holes cut out, and hay glued to the outside and stuffed in the bottom.


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