The Gadget Hackwrench Religion

By Alex in Comics & Cartoons, Religion on Aug 17, 2010 at 1:59 pm


Photo: English Russia

‘Fess up – who though that Gadget Hackwrench from the Disney TV series Chip ‘n Dale Rescue Rangers back in the early 90s, was adorable? Well, a group of Russian fans thought that the pilot, mechanic and inventor squirrel mouse (note: Apparently I’ve committed a sin! Thanks AlisonCJ!) was much more than that – so they’ve decided to created a new religion around her:

Well, believe it or not, a group of Russian fans of Gadget Hackwrench have created a new religion, with the above mentioned cartoon character as the idol. They pray to posters of her, gather to talk about how incredibly great she is, compose songs about her, and spread stickers of Miss Hackwrench, wherever they go. It’s pretty unbelievable, but if Maradona has his own cult, why couldn’t Gadget Hackwrench?

Here’s what some of her worshipers think of their rodent goddess: “She is the divine being, the most untouched and perfect sibling of the great God on Earth”. “Why I love her? It’s a stupid question, how could I not love the Goddess?”. “She is strict, cute, optimistic and her level of technical knowledge is unachievable for a mortal being.”

Oddity Central has more: Link | More at English Russia – via Now That’s Nifty


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  1. AlisonCJ
    Aug 17th, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Ahem.. she’s a mouse, not a squirrel.

  2. eric!
    Aug 17th, 2010 at 3:20 pm

    I’m not sure if this means I can feel less awkward about thinking Josie from Josie and the Pussycats was pretty hot.

  3. thesledgehammer
    Aug 17th, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Because apparently all the good fetishes were taken.

  4. Matt
    Aug 17th, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    Creepy people are creepy.

  5. video game dork
    Aug 17th, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    And who doesn’t look for ‘cuteness’ in their deity of choice? lol

  6. steven
    Aug 17th, 2010 at 6:29 pm

    1) The name of the 1989 series was “Chip & Dale’s Rescue Rangers”, not “Chip & Dale’s Space Rangers”. There were 65 episodes in total including the five episode pilot.

    2) Her English language voice actress was Tress MacNeille who also provided the voice for Chip.

    3) Gadget’s dad was Geegaw Hackwrench.

  7. wow
    Aug 17th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

    what is that (he/she?) doing with that cat?

  8. ted
    Aug 17th, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    That’s one group of ugly, weird people.

  9. Gauldar
    Aug 18th, 2010 at 8:07 am

    @ted

    Lawl.

  10. Bob Prodor
    Aug 18th, 2010 at 11:04 am

    They’re having a laugh- look at them- wolf t-shirt, cardigan, bad red pants, ironic facial hair- they’re hipsters! Dirty, filthy, russian hipsters.

  11. lolwut
    Aug 18th, 2010 at 4:52 pm

    There’s nothing to do/nothing at all in Russia, can’t blame ‘em. lol.

  12. lolwut
    Aug 18th, 2010 at 4:53 pm

    nothing except cheap Russian hookers! ;-)

  13. eee
    Aug 22nd, 2010 at 8:01 am

    chernobl hipsters.

  14. Ron Johnson
    Oct 16th, 2010 at 9:27 pm

    I loved Gadget for a long, long time. Look, after being hooked on that, really, regular women cannot compare so… They might as well go on with a religion. Don’t worry, the ole dose of time and reality will bring them out of their strangeness. And return them to the fact that women are really quite boring. heh. Maybe I should join them.


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