Facebook Tom Swifty Contest Finalists

"I hate living in Haiti," Tom said in a depressed state.

They've closed my embassy, said Tom, disconsolately.

The gay one is not even good. Gay jokes are too "grade 4"-level.

anyways, came up with a handful more last night

'what is this small lake' he pondered.

'i had no choice but to eject from the aircraft' he explained

'i'm getting taller every day' he groaned

'who is the ruler of the sphincter!?' tom was asking.

'i erased every word i had written' tom described.

'i wonder if i ought to use a lure instead' he debated.

'i no longer care who wins the game' he decided

(the de-words are kind of a cop out, though)

@Miss Cellania

while im glad to have helped... i think your kid might be flubbing on her vocab assignments...