Papervore Coffee Table

By marcmywords in Gadgets, Hacks & Mods on Jun 11, 2010 at 8:50 pm

The Papervore is a truly epic paper shredder that devours the junk mail piles that accumulate on any coffee table. It’s visually appealing, and damn, it looks fun.

This coffee, called The Papervore, table has a hand-cranked paper shredder system that incorporates the shredded bits of your bills and statements into the actual design of the piece of furniture. It’s got a “contact for pricing” remark on Pigeontail’s website, which can only mean that this thing is way too expensive for a lot of folks.

Link via Doobybrain

Tags: coffee table, paper shredder, Papervore

Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:

Catastrophic
Jun 11th, 2010 at 9:11 pm
Awesome design, certainly MAKEable albeit probably much rougher around the edges. The bottom piece looks remarkably similar to an aquarium, but damn what a good idea all the way around!
ted
Jun 12th, 2010 at 5:12 am
I guess if you sit on orange crates, this would blend right in.

Get it, “blend”? Too subtle?

How about “Put this in your living room if you haven’t a shred of dignity.”

No?
pignose baby
Jun 12th, 2010 at 5:56 am
First strange thought that popped into my mind was not to do one’s taxes on this table if you have a household with kids. Get up to go get or do something and come back and find little timmy winding the handle and shredding your tax forms.
RyanT
Jun 12th, 2010 at 10:29 am
While it’s an awesome concept, I’m much more in love with the name. Has any shredder company not used it before? I’m shocked.
SparkS
Jun 14th, 2010 at 12:00 am
A hand crank paper shredder. Neato! I wonder if he
gave any thought to how he will empty it.

(a match would work pretty well)
Sperm
Jun 23rd, 2010 at 8:09 am
I’d like to get one and put a couple hamsters in there! LOL

Keep track of the comments with

Comment RSS

Lijit Search

The latest from NeatoBambino: