New Year’s Resolution Generator

By John Farrier in Blogs & Internet on Jan 1, 2010 at 2:14 pm

Too lazy to come up with New Year’s resolutions, let alone keep them? This web tool by graphic designer Monica Verlarde will take away all of that hard work and provide you with a resolution — often a very simple one.

Do you have a New Year’s resolution? What is it? Share in the comments.

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  1. Skipweasel
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 3:09 pm

    It’s missing the one I really need – “tidy the workshop”. It’s got to the point where I’m having trouble standing safely at the table saw and my brother’s offered me a spare radial arm saw – but I ain’t got room for it! Eeeek – tidy up time.

  2. meg
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Skipweasel, it does have “Declutter” on there…is that close enough?

    I need to clean my apartment and keep it clean. Of course, there’s the normal needing to do better as I finish my degree and losing weight, but those deserve more of a week of planning rather than some overly-optimistic, under-planned “resolution”.

  3. Waldo Wigglesworth
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 4:17 pm

    My resolution is not to eat watermelon on the bus during National emergencies.

  4. DaMamaJama
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 5:35 pm

    After watching “Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure” last night, I resolve to bring “Triumphant” and “Heinous” back into everyday slang. Most Triumphant!

  5. c0ldfish
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 5:43 pm

    i just ate a mango like, a day ago…

  6. Johnny Cat
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 7:26 pm

    I’ve resolved to ride the train from coast to coast this year. First time on a train.

  7. Douglas
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 8:16 pm

    I have been borderline souless for more than 10 years. I never think on such things, even as I think on them.

    Maybe, “My Resolution is to care enough to have a resolution.”

  8. Alex
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 8:29 pm

    I resolve to make Neatorama better than ever :) (Got any ideas?)

  9. endgame47
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 9:15 pm

    Mine is to do something new everyday (we shall see how long it lasts)

  10. TigerSpew
    Jan 1st, 2010 at 9:54 pm

    I resolve to become a nicer person to my enemies so that they will become less paranoid when I whip out my watergun of DOOM.

  11. Skipweasel
    Jan 2nd, 2010 at 6:05 am

    Meg – declutter doesn’t come close. Declutter for the SpacePort (it used to be a car port until I needed more space, so the kids named it the SpacePort) is like describing War and Peace as a novella.

  12. jab
    Jan 2nd, 2010 at 12:00 pm

    I think it’s supposed to be moniNa velarde not moniCa…


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