The Evolution of Elves

By Miss Cellania in Christmas on Dec 24, 2009 at 8:25 am

Elves have come a long way from the not-well-liked pranksters of medieval times. Shakespeare gave elves a boost, and Tolkien made them heroes. Cracked examines the split between toy-making elves and fierce video game elves.

Toward the end of the European renaissance, it appears the elves diverged into two distinct sub-species. The first consisted of the smaller, craftier elves, the kind that enjoy building toys or baking cookies. They maintained their predecessors’ small, plump, ugly appearance, but they appear to have moved away from the habits of kidnapping peasant babies and killing livestock.

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  1. LEDPRODUCTS
    Dec 24th, 2009 at 8:54 am

    VERY COOL
    LOVE YOU!
    MERRY THIS NIGHT!!!

  2. ted
    Dec 25th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

    Or so they’d like you to believe.


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