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Bacon vs. Baby: Who Wins the Smell Test?

By Alex in Baby & Kids, Food & Drinks, Funny on Dec 8, 2009 at 1:38 pm


The scintillating smell of yummy, oh-so-delicious bacon or the faint smell of throw-up? Well, duh! No wonder we prefer the smell of bacon to newborn baby, according to a survey of thousands of Brits by OnePoll:

TOP 20 SMELLS WHICH MAKE BRITS HAPPY

1. Freshly baked bread
2. Clean sheets
3. Freshly mown grass
4. Fresh flowers
5. Freshly ground coffee
6. Fresh air after rain fall
7. Vanilla
8. Chocolate
9. Fish and chips
10. Bacon frying
11. Roast dinner
12. Babies
13. Lemon zest
14. Lavender
15. Petrol
16. Apple and blackberry crumble in the oven
17. A freshly lit match
18. Roses
19. Party poppers
20. Rubber tyres

Freshly lit match? Petrol? Rubber tires? What's up with that?! Link


 
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  1. Technoheretic
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    The babies, petrol and tyres made me lol.

    The rest makes sense though.

    I'm a Brit btw.

  2. Splint Chesthair
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    Yeah, I think I can go for all of these, except babies, not really a fan of the smell. When I was a kid petrol (gasoline) smelled better than it does today.

    What I really love that isn't on here is brand new vinyl, like a shower curtain, or cheap beach ball. Though I heard that smell is carcinogenic, but I don't care, love it.

    I also love rubbing alcohol.

  3. Skipweasel
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Diesel fumes on a spring morning. Sorry - it brings back memories of happy narrowboat holidays taken during Easter holidays.

  4. Cola
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 2:49 pm

    I LOVE the smell of matches. It's the red phosphorous, I think (yellow phosphorous melts faces), and it's the same smell as on July 4th after everyone has lit their fireworks. It's a very nice smell.

    I can't account for petrol or the smell of rubber tires, however. I don't really care for those smells.

    And I would put bacon above vanilla (even as a vegetarian!).

  5. Cola
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

    Oooh, and let me add, new electronics. I'm not sure what that smell is. I've heard it's some kind of glue, but it wears off as you use the electronics. The first thing I do with a new DVD is open up the case and fold it over my nose. I've always been fond of electronics.

  6. MadMolecule
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Interesting how many of the items contain the adjective "fresh."

    I like the smell of gasoline (petrol, whatever) too. Also the smell of wet pavement when it's just started raining after a dry spell, and the smell of gunpowder.

  7. Gauldar
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    No old book smell? I'm surprised that they haven’t made a perfume that smells like freshly baked bread yet. I would so want to date a woman that smells like a bakery that just opened up in the morning.

  8. Evilbeagle
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 3:01 pm

    I love the smell of petrol and always have, as well as the smell of tire rubber. It's probably why I'm such a gearhead now and ended up marrying one.

    On this list, I like it all, except I would trade baby smell for puppy smell, party poppers for a new puzzle book smell, and roses for acetone. Weird, but hey... ya like what ya like.

  9. dimestorenovel
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 3:02 pm

    Wet cement after a rainfall does it for me as well...which might explain why I love the smell of damp parking garages in the winter.

  10. Nobilis
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    I'm quite relieved to read that list, actually. I've always thought that I was a weirdo because I love the smell of petrol. I also like the smell of tyres and new rubber boots :D But I also like the smell of kittens and puppies, fresh baked bread and so on.

  11. nihil
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    I could agree with pretty much all of these EXCEPT for the "Fresh Mown Grass." That smell literally makes me nauseous. I think this may come from being crammed in a stifling hot elementary school classroom and having to smell the grass through the windows as it was being cut. (I'm getting sick just thinking about it.)

  12. dutchboy
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    A faint smell of burning coal.

  13. dutchboy
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Also a light touch of cigar or pipe in the air, cigarette for that matter, it must be a light though.

  14. dutchboy
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

    Oh and dimestorenovel above has it dead on with the wet cement smell.

  15. pyrit
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Seaweed at low tide, working harbors, fishing piers.

    Popcorn!

    Diesel exhaust mixed with fast-food fumes.

    Pubs.

  16. mikos
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 4:16 pm

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

  17. ByrdBrain
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    Baby smell is good, but even better is a baby's breath.

  18. dreamsneverend
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    Where's the old people smell?

  19. LisaL
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    Best smell in the world is Puppy Breath... THE... BEST... EVER

  20. Johnny Cat
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    You younglings will likely never know the smell of a freshly opened cassette tape from a store. Whenever I'd buy a new one, the first thing I'd do was bury my nose into the label/holder. Heaven.

  21. Josh
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

    gasoline smells great so long as they leave out that ethanol crap which ruins the smell. There is almost no gas station that has pure gas anymore and the smell is just horrible now.

    I love the smell of fresh vinyl or plastic. Like those packages that have new floats for a pool.

  22. ted
    Dec 8th, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    What's a party popper?

  23. BikerRay
    Dec 9th, 2009 at 7:26 am

    It's about what memories it invokes... At a recent tour of an aircraft collection, the first thing our tour guide said on entering the hangar was "Ah, that wonderful smell!" All us pilots nodded our heads.

  24. aging hipster
    Dec 9th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    Never have I smelled anything as divine as my own brand new babies. There is something so powerful in the scent on their heads the first 2 weeks. It must be nature's way of helping a mother bond because I don't think anyone else's babies necessarily smell good.

  25. Dixon
    Dec 9th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    Gauldar, I see you mention old book smell, I prefer the smell of new books or freshly printed brochures and magazines.

  26. christine
    Dec 9th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

    How about cinnamon or Christmas trees?

  27. Justin
    Dec 9th, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    When I was a little kid, I had a friend who used to run up behind trucks and inhale deeply when they accelerated away.

    I thought it was weird as hell, but I guess a lot of people like that smell. :)

    My personal top two smells are probably fresh cut grass and the air after a rain storm.

  28. PT
    Dec 10th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    New sneakers! Used to love the stockroom at athletic shoe stores. Every time I open a box of new ones... Ahhhhh! TMI?

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