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Spy Shoelaces



Suppose you are a clandestine service agent for the CIA and you need to tell another agent that you have important information for him,  but you suspect the walls have ears. Well, you could tie your shoelaces in a pattern like the one shown below, and your message would come out loud and clear without your speaking a word.

CIA shoelaces

CIA shoelaces

The illustration is from a new book called “The Official CIA Manual of Trickery and Deception,” based on two manuals written by professional stage magician John Mulholland.  During the Cold War, the CIA hired Mullholland to teach their covert operatives sleight-of-hand tricks and secret signals they could use in the field.

The manuals explained tricks like how to drop something or pick something up without arousing suspicion, or how to pass a pin or a pill concealed in a matchbook while pretending to be simply offering a light.  For a trick to be good, said Mulholland, it “must be simple in its basic idea”,  and if you practiced relaxing your facial muscles, “the greater the effect.”

Mulholland’s classified manuals were supposed to have been destroyed in 1973, but a copy was discovered in 2007 among declassified CIA archives by intelligence historian H. Keith Melton and retired CIA officer Robert Wallace, who wrote the historical overview for the book. Rather than a dashing, James Bond-type figure, Mulholland described the ideal agent as anonymous, bland, and “so normal in manner, and his actions so natural, that nothing about him excites suspicion.”

At least until his Russian counterpart glanced at his shoes.

Hat tip Kottke.org. From the Boston Globe article by Tom Scocca; illustrations by Javier Zarracina/Globe Staff Graphic


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  1. Foreigner1
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 2:41 am

    Incredible! - I just found out that mostly I have my shoelaces in the pattern that vlearly communicates:

    "I couldn't give a rat's-ass what you think about my shoelacing or my shoes..."

  2. jermH
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 4:05 am

    Yes but changing the message would be such a pain in the ass.

  3. Skipweasel
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 5:29 am

    I wonder what the code for "I'm a toddler who has unlaced my shoes and had a reasonable stab at putting them back again" looks like.

  4. Foreigner1
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 5:42 am

    I just changed the message.
    Now it says:

    "Knot- Use scissors or knife to unfasten"

  5. Fishbowl
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 6:09 am

    My velcro fastening says "I'm too stupid for shoelaces". It works all the time.

  6. SenorMysterioso
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 6:27 am

    Great, no two pairs of shoes I own are laced the same way and non are laced in the standard way. Now I finally have an explanation for all those helicopters

  7. SenorMysterioso
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 6:28 am

    my favorite

    http://www.fieggen.com/shoelace/latticelacing.htm

  8. FARHAN
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 7:11 am

    there is good technician to give information

  9. Gauldar
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 9:55 am

    What message am I passing if I wear oversized jeans to the point my underwear and ass crack is showing?

  10. marishka
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 10:33 am

    ^^ PeopleofWalmart.com is looking for new subjects?

  11. Jeffos
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 11:20 am

    When I first saw this, I thought it read "Simple signals help aglets communicate."

    I was intrigued by the idea of the little plastic covers at the end of the laces saying things like "I have brought someone with me," and I really wanted to find out who discovered their language and how the aglets managed to arrange themselves in these ways.

  12. Foreigner1
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    Gauldar - "Lookamebebadass"

  13. Noelegy
    Dec 1st, 2009 at 7:09 pm

    So spies have time to sit down and relace their shoes as circumstances dictate?

  14. Foreigner1
    Dec 2nd, 2009 at 3:28 am

    No they have Mrs. Monypenny's to do that for them....

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