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Bionic Butt

By John Farrier in Medicine on Nov 16, 2009 at 9:10 am


His friends call him “the man with the bionic bottom.” Ged Galvin permanently lost control of his colon after a motorcycle accident. But surgeons moved one of his knee muscles to his colon and attached electrodes to it. He can clench or unclench it with a remote control that he carries in his pocket:


“They call me the man with the bionic bottom, but that doesn’t bother me. My gratitude to the surgeons is endless because what they have done is a miracle.”

Mr Galvin, who had previously endured the indignity of carrying a colostomy bag, added: “I thought that in these days of modern medicine surely there was something they could do. They’d mended everything else – why not this? Anything was better than a colostomy bag.

“The operation changed my life and gave me back my pride and confidence. Because of the remote control I can lead a normal life again.”

Link via Geekologie | Image: SWNS


 
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  1. Skipweasel
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    Good job it isn't still controlled by moving his knee.

  2. Dixon
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Imagine the chaos if one of his friends gets hold of the remote.

  3. Briananna
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    How bizarre is that? Forget about if his friends get a hold of it... what if the remote control fritzes out?

  4. Reechard
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

    I was thinking more along the lines of those universal remote pranks. Yikes.

  5. thomas
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 9:04 pm

    "bionic bottom"? what sort of humorless friends does he have? mine would call me "electric asshole"

  6. pwscott
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 11:48 pm

    Well I guess he gets to drive on long trips. By himself of course. Does he have a schedule? :p

  7. Noelegy
    Nov 17th, 2009 at 1:11 am

    Silly jokes aside, the technology is pretty damned amazing. Good for him.

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