Thugs’ Intended Victims Turned Out To Be … Cross-Dressing Cage Fighters!

By Alex in Crime & Law, Fashion on Oct 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm

If you think the Somali pirate had a bad case of mistaken identity, check this one out: when two thugs decided to attack a pair of transvestites, they found out the hard way that their intended victims were cross-dressing cage fighters!

The Daily Mail has the story:

Dean Gardener, 19, and Jason Fender, 22, singled out the two men walking along a street in wigs, short skirts and high heels.

Bare-chested Gardener was caught on CCTV confronting one of the men in a pink wig, black skirt and boob tube – then seen swinging a punch, a court heard.

But the other cage fighter, wearing a sparkling black dress and matching long wig, sprang to his friend’s help, delivering two lightning-quick punches to the two stunned yobs.

The defense attorney for the two remarked:

Mark Davies, defending, said: ‘You know it cannot have been a good night when you get into a fight with two cross-dressing men.

No words on why the cage fighters were out wearing such lovely dresses in the first place: Link (CCTV still image: Wales News Service)


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  1. anon1
    Oct 7th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    “No words on why the cage fighters were out wearing such lovely dresses in the first place: Link (CCTV still image: Wales News Service)”

    From the linked article:

    “Police later discovered the two drag queens were cage fighters on a fancy dress stag night out with other friends.”

  2. Fiat Veritas
    Oct 7th, 2009 at 6:09 pm

    Does there need to be a reason to cross-dress?

  3. SenorMysterioso
    Oct 8th, 2009 at 4:28 am

    cctv is creepy but I guess forgoing my expectation of privacy is worth occasional videos of bullies getting beat up by guys in dresses

  4. anon2
    Oct 8th, 2009 at 6:58 am

    @anon1

    I know someone who used to be a cage fighter and cross dresses :-)

  5. Ali S.
    Oct 8th, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    Ah, thugs. Nothing like getting a beating they’ll never forget.

  6. Lon
    Oct 10th, 2009 at 10:58 am

    That is the funniest thing I have ever heard!!!


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