Robber Returned … to Ask Victim Out on a Date!

By Alex in Crime & Law on Sep 9, 2009 at 3:38 am

In the long line of stupid criminals featured on Neatorama before, this one is probably the stupidest (and probably loneliest): Stephfon Bennet, 20, allegedly robbed a woman and then returned a couple of hours later … to ask his victim out on a date!

"We are not exactly sure what he was thinking at the time," said Columbus police Sgt. Sean Laird. "She recognized him right away when he returned and was able to have her cousin call 911."

Officers arrived and arrested Bennett in front of the house, police said.

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Tags: date, lonely, robber, Stephfon Bennett, stupidest criminals

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felixthecat
Sep 9th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Was Stephen Bennet really acting stupidly? Perhaps the burglary victim was so very hot he thought returning to ask her out was worth the potential dangers.
Skipweasel
Sep 9th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Probably one of those people with such poor social skills that he meets so few women and therefore any woman he meets will do.
Foreigner1
Sep 9th, 2009 at 9:01 am
HHMunga— He still DNA of Caveman- He knock Woman on head with his wooden bludgeon to drag her to his cave. But he civilised he forget- Not drag away woman only hit her on head and then walk away. Later remember- Civilised- He ask. He Civilised Caveman – HUnga…!!

…Pity for him the woman or the cops don’t have any notion of such sentiments…
Michigan Fur Coats
Sep 9th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Sounds like he was desperate, and dumb.
FishBottleT
Sep 9th, 2009 at 9:37 am
I would have to say that he was a bit desperate for two different types of booty!!
Jacki
Sep 9th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Or maybe she was rich…

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