Terminator Tazed in Nevada

By John Farrier in Film on Jul 16, 2009 at 5:44 pm

They don’t make robotic destroyers from the future like they used to. Or perhaps I should say, they won’t build them like the used or, or will do better in the future than they had done in the more recent future. Anyway, this terminator proved to be less sturdy than what we’re used to seeing:

19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police to stop but proceeded into a nearby casino – where he was then tasered in front of a group of children. Smith claims he was a Terminator sent back in time from the future.

Link via Geekologie

Tags: Nevada, Sean Stanley Smith, Terminator

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Mouserz
Jul 16th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
Better get some LSD and weed to try that out myself.
Dru
Jul 16th, 2009 at 6:17 pm
Sent back form the future to gamble at a Casino….
Briannana
Jul 16th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
And that, good people, is why you should always have responsible people watching you if you are going to take large doses of mind-altering substances. Of course, that’s kind of a moot point when crazy people get a hold of it, I suppose.
Kalel
Jul 16th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
He’ll be back.
Alex
Jul 16th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
“tasered in front of a group of children”

O_o
Guy
Jul 16th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
I think those cops were right to taser him because he might have been hiding a weapon…in his, uhm…bum.
SenorMysterioso
Jul 16th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Hiding a weapon? He is a weapon.
ted
Jul 16th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
I’m surprised he could come up with that line while under the influence of LSD and marijuana. It seems rather too clever.
Skipweasel
Jul 17th, 2009 at 2:09 am
Why would you attack someone with a weapon just ‘cos they’re wandering around naked? Seems out of proportion.
Nicholas Dollak
Jul 17th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Sigh… I remember a time when it was considered un-gentlemanly to strike a naked man. Of course, such situations usually centered around infidelity or other affronts to one’s honor, rather than some random stranger hopped-up on psychotropic substances.
spil
Jul 17th, 2009 at 11:07 am
I think the real question is who took a group of children to a casino?
Sean O.D.
Jul 19th, 2009 at 9:59 am
The children were part of a Mexican day-care field trip…the “Hasta La Vista” babies. Skynet herded them there for extermination… The officer who ordered him to stop should have simply said “Come with me if you want to live”, and this whole mess could have been avoided! ~
boofah
Jul 19th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Was he tasered becaused of his SHORTCOMING or in his reality world he just wasn’t EXCEPTED.
Sean O.D.
Jul 19th, 2009 at 6:34 pm
“The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human… sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot. We had to wait till he moved on the kid’s before we could zero on him.”

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