Bride’s Bouquet Brings Down Plane

And that folks, is why I don’t skydive.

So what does tradition say about a bouquet that is not caught, but is instead sucked into the engine of a plane? Will none of the women get married? Will the marriage end in a divorce? It makes worrying about a ceiling fan seem pitiful.

Beats me why people do this sort of thing at weddings. Isn’t getting married to the one you love enough? Why add frills and thrills to what’s already the best day of your life?

What a bunch of old ladies we have here. Why add frills and thrills? That’s why I don’t skydive? (afraid of getting sucked into an engine, are we?) And the best… Serves them right. You know, it probably could have been planned better, but who the he11 are you to judge what a couple wants for their wedding? You just wish your wedding had been half as exciting.

How could they possibly accurately predict that the bouquet would even land anywhere near the people waiting on the ground to catch it?

@7 OK – who the hell are you to judge me for having an opinon? ~(removes tonge from cheek, insert smiley of choice here)

See – that just leads to playground taunts. We all have opinions, and many of us voice them. No one is immune to criticism and we all have the right to judge other people, that’s what holds society together. If no one were allowed to voice criticisms anyone could do just anything they like – that’s not a great place to live.

Where did this attitude that it’s not OK to judge people come from, anyway? Why can’t I say it’s silly? I don’t mind other people saying things I do are silly – if we were only allowed to be nice to people we’d soon have someone complaining that we weren’t being nice /enough/ or were nice in the wrong sort of way.

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

wow… someone got really hurt out of this and everyone wants to be a comedian… someone wanted to have fun at their wedding and you all beat her down verbally for it. shame on you all.

I agree Skip weasle!! Getting married should be enough…why all the drama some of them have to have??

Hey that is a real classic. That will never happen again ever.Uh life is good and God has a snese of humor. Maybe the Bride should go out for baseball. That is a good one. Should have been there brings a whole new translaton to it . No one will ever forget that day as long as they live. Feel for the Birde lol. hey a good move there Bride. She will not ever live that down.

People should do exactly what THEY want at their wedding, not what some of you think they should do. This is incredibly sad and tragic, strange time to criticize someone’s taste.

I am retired wedding photographer and never saw a bouquet from a plane. 30 years of traditional weddings and the most I ever saw was a drunk groom pass out. Fell like a tree.

But then I was a blue collar photographer not many extravagant weddings in my portfolio. Sorry someone got hurt but it’s still funny, just not as funny as wkrp and the flying turkey.