Luxury Russian Cruise Hunts Somali Pirates

By Alex in Crime & Law, Travel, Weapons & War on Jun 26, 2009 at 1:23 am

Perhaps this is the way to deal with Somali pirates, and get a little R&R at the same time: a Russian luxury cruise line is offering wealthy customers the chance to hunt pirates!

Wealthy punters pay £3,500 per day to patrol the most dangerous waters in the world hoping to be attacked by raiders.

When attacked, they retaliate with grenade launchers, machine guns and rocket launchers, reports Austrian business paper Wirtschaftsblatt.

Passengers, who can pay an extra £5 a day for an AK-47 machine gun and £7 for 100 rounds of ammo, are also protected by a squad of ex special forces troops.

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Update 6/26/09 – It’s a hoax, though I think the proposed (morbid and not to mention unethical) solution is still a matter of interesting debate – Thanks rb!


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  1. Geekazoid
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 1:38 am

    If in fact this is true, expect cries of racism from the world media in 5, 4, 3….

  2. Skipweasel
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:23 am

    And anyway, now the word’s out, I don’t suppose the pirates will be so dim as to chance it.

  3. gibson8or
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:27 am

    Something definitely needs to be done about the pirates, but doesn’t this seem like they’re basically allowing rich people to hunt down other humans for sport? The organizers figure that no one’s going to care if they knock off a few pirates, and the Somali government’s hardly in a position to intervene.

    This reminds me of those people who go on “big game hunts” where animals are tranquilized beforehand so that they can kill them easier. Only in this case the surety is provided by the ex special forces guys. How is this different than the Roman executing people as public sport?

  4. Mytake
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:32 am

    Sounds like a thinly-veiled human safari to me, even if the prey are criminals who should be persecuted and arrested.

  5. VonSkippy
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:54 am

    Oh boo hoo, lets all feel sorry for the poor misunderstood Somali Pirates. What’s next with you bleeding hearts – gift baskets for the terrorist suicide bombers?

  6. Mytake
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 3:39 am

    How about we arrest them instead of hunting them down for fun and profit? International waters vigilantism does not sound like a good idea to me.

  7. gibson8or
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 3:40 am

    It’s not only about the fate of the pirates, it’s about what we as a (global, industrialized, etc.) society choose to endorse and condone as acceptable behavior. It’s a matter of ethics.

    Hyperbolic trolls aside, I am interested in learning more about both sides of the issue.

  8. Reechard
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 3:50 am

    Not real. Simple as that.

  9. ikew
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 4:45 am

    Fake. Let it die.

  10. christina
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Rich urban russia is the new raich.
    Alarming stories like this are surfacing from the neo-rich of this country..
    Not neat at all!

  11. Foreigner1
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 7:31 am

    Mytake- “How about we arrest them instead of hunting them down for fun and profit?”

    Some time ago some of them were arrested to be put on trial and thrown in the slammer in a European facility. The reaction of those pirates was as if they had won the lottery- To them European jails seemed like top-luxury hotel accomodation with a good bed, good food, nice things to do and even some modest pay that to them was a fortune. I’ve never seen more happy customers when the judge spoke verdict…

    Agreed- Making a fun-exiting holiday trip out of hunting for pirates perhaps is a little raking back to those “Good” Old Days when rich folks went out hunting Injuns and Kaffers.

    …But I also don’t think that these guys are scared all that much by threatening them with Western style jailtime…

  12. earl
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 8:27 am

    Where do I sign up?

  13. Mouserz
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 8:32 am

    haha this would be awesome.

  14. Stane
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 8:40 am

    These new rich Russians are bigger pirates then anz Somali fisherman will ever be. Most of them are veterans of mob wars in Siberian oil towns.

  15. KIT CLOUD
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 9:57 am

    I have ad blocking software but a friend just told me that some ads might not be safe for work in that link.

  16. Frau
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 10:24 am

    “International waters vigilantism does not sound like a good idea to me.” – Mytake

    Being on a ship that is pirated does not sound all that fun to me either.

  17. Vagabondo
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    None of you know WHY or HOW they became “pirates”.
    Nobody wakes up in the morning and says, “Hey, I think I’ll risk my life committing crimes on a rickety boat 30 miles offshore!”
    Somalian waters were the world’s dumping grounds after their government fell apart. Their waters were so polluted that the fishing industry was decimated.
    Initially, fishermen got in their boats to prevent ships from dumping toxic waste off their shores. When the ships ignored them, they were compelled to attempt to board in order to stop the illegal dumping. But the dumping continued and now the fishermen have turned into “pirates” by “fishing” their waters for ships.

  18. horned_one24
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 11:33 am

    Hell yeah sign me up! This is exactly what pirating warrants, death. No hippie “hugs for everyone” bullshit.

    Shouldnt be ex-special forces guards though; only ninjas can handle this task. :P

  19. elgato
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 12:52 pm

    Hey! Wasn’t this an episode on “Gilligan’s Island”??? Think it was Rory Calhoun playing the big game hunter who pays to hunt Gilligan…

  20. Christophe
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    On a business point of view, I’m sure there is a market for that. And plenty other stupid ideas ;)

  21. Foreigner1
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 2:55 pm

    Vagabondo I understand your point. But it still sounds a lot like that the criminal has to be forgiven because he had a bad youth and an even worse stepmother and so on. If you turn to crime for whatever noble or desperate reason thinkable- Expect to be at least halted and even as likely – punished somehow. And then don’t blame anyone else but yourself, because it was you who made the choise to do crime. Same with these pirates – they still are pirates, whatever their reasons to go into that trade in the first place. And as pirates, they can be stopped with as far as I’m concerned whatever means that work.

  22. Miss Cellania
    Jun 26th, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    This is why I never use Ananova as a source.

  23. tom miller
    Jun 27th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    sign me up im ready to exterminate those pirates a little more of an arsonal though

  24. Sailor24
    Jun 29th, 2009 at 11:26 pm

    Vagabondo,
    You must be mentally retarded! These pirates are taking ships hostage and holding the crews hostage for millions in ransom to use as funding for weapons to fight both the somali gov’t and to give to various terrorist organizations for their “jihad”. Only a left wing nut job would make them out to be some kind of persecuted eco warrior. If this cruise were true, which i don’t think it is, more power to them.

  25. Somali Pirate
    Jun 30th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    Let them come, I can’t wait them!

    I won’t even use my AK47, I will use my machete to cut their(the Rich Rusian) head off!

    We (the Somali Pirates) haven’t killed any of our hostages so far but if this news is true , We will spill a lot of blood in the see and feed their headless bodies to our hungry sharks !

    Somali Pirate Spokes Man

  26. Ruger
    Jul 2nd, 2009 at 10:35 am

    Everyone who thinks we should sit right down and talk to the pirates would sing a different tune if they had a loved one captured or killed by a group of these pirates. It is not a bad thing to eliminate a band of murderous thieves. If caught in the act they should be eliminated (killed) if hunted down then prosecuted. I don’t want to EVER have to hurt any one but would pull the trigger in a heartbeat if someone tried to physically hurt my family or myself.

  27. Pete
    Aug 19th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Already been done. Malacca straits 1964.

  28. Jake_lj
    Aug 29th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    @Somali Pirate…

    whahahahaha please don;t take the shooting personal… is just business..

  29. Don Rnc
    Nov 16th, 2009 at 3:34 pm

    Too bad its a hoax. I was looking forward to signing up. Can you imagine how few attacks would occur if these pirates thought the next attack was their last?

    Seriously, once you thin the ranks of the hard core cases the remaining pirates would disband just like the 1700s and 1800s.

    We really need to sink a few mother ships.

  30. Dave Fisherman>
    Aug 6th, 2010 at 4:07 pm

    Where can I get website,email,phone and reagular
    mail info ect. for this Kool,Russian crusie,vaction for 2010/2011.
    I’d love to go.
    Thanks Dave Fisherman.-USA

  31. john seibl
    Nov 19th, 2010 at 2:08 am

    About time we played cowboys and pirates


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