Ambilvalent or Guarded Bumper Stickers

Here they are, a selection of bumper stickers for people who don’t feel that strongly about the issues on other bumper stickers. Link -via Metafilter

My only bumper sticker says “Modern Architecture Sucks,” that being the only subject on which I feel strongly enough to emblazon on my tailgate.
Then there is the classic…
My mythical diety can beat up your mythical diety!
Some of these are fantastic! I love the ones about the local “squadron” for some reason.
A bumper sticker that says “I’m not a bumper sticker kind of person.” Now, that is funny.
The link has some good ones. My bike has
“TAG!! You are (H)IT”
was planning to change it since a long time..
“I’d like to see a copy of your Honor Student’s Permanent Record, just to be sure”
“My Grown Kid Was An Honor Student And Still Makes Less Than I Did At The Same Age”
(borrowed from the late George Carlin) “If you don’t pray in my school, I won’t think in your church”
“I used to be disgusted, but I tried to be amused, and it didn’t work and I’m still disgusted”
Wendell, as an Elvis Costello fan who is frequently disgusted, I love your last one.
This is somewhere between the nonsense of SomeEcards.com and the subtle humor of PartiallyClips.com

