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Ambilvalent or Guarded Bumper Stickers

By Miss Cellania in Car & Vehicle on Jun 19, 2009 at 1:27 pm



Here they are, a selection of bumper stickers for people who don’t feel that strongly about the issues on other bumper stickers. Link -via Metafilter


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  1. chrome
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    oh man these are just great!

  2. Gail Pink
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Fun!

  3. timgg
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 3:06 pm

    I have read these and found them to be acceptable.

  4. Sofar
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    My only bumper sticker says "Modern Architecture Sucks," that being the only subject on which I feel strongly enough to emblazon on my tailgate.

  5. Dandy
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 4:42 pm

    Then there is the classic...
    My mythical diety can beat up your mythical diety!

  6. The Slapster
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 8:54 pm

    Some of these are fantastic! I love the ones about the local "squadron" for some reason.

  7. Lloyd
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 10:17 pm

    A bumper sticker that says "I'm not a bumper sticker kind of person." Now, that is funny.

  8. Ajan
    Jun 19th, 2009 at 11:15 pm

    The link has some good ones. My bike has
    "TAG!! You are (H)IT"

    was planning to change it since a long time..

  9. wendell
    Jun 20th, 2009 at 12:02 am

    "I'd like to see a copy of your Honor Student's Permanent Record, just to be sure"

    “My Grown Kid Was An Honor Student And Still Makes Less Than I Did At The Same Age”

    (borrowed from the late George Carlin) “If you don’t pray in my school, I won’t think in your church”

    "I used to be disgusted, but I tried to be amused, and it didn't work and I'm still disgusted"

  10. ArtW
    Jun 20th, 2009 at 6:49 am

    Saw this one - hand-made, I think:

    Caution - I Drive Like You Do.

  11. MadMolecule
    Jun 22nd, 2009 at 10:05 am

    Wendell, as an Elvis Costello fan who is frequently disgusted, I love your last one.

  12. pakopako
    Jun 22nd, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    This is somewhere between the nonsense of SomeEcards.com and the subtle humor of PartiallyClips.com

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