Comfort Wipe: Extension Arm to Wipe Your Behind

1. Øyvind
   June 13th, 2009 at 3:31 am

   No. I'm sorry, this just won't do.
   This is no revolution in butt wiping. The paper is STILL THERE! At best, I'd call it a small step for people with short arms.
   Now, if they invented a way that improved on the actual tissues, then color me interested.
   I was always intrigued by the three sea shells in "Demolition Man"...

2. Mouserz
   June 13th, 2009 at 5:15 am

   Its quite useful for people who are missing 18 inches of their arms.

3. Mouserz
   June 13th, 2009 at 5:19 am

   Like war-vets who have stepped on a mine, instead of a hook they screw on a sanitary paper extension arm and holder that extends their reach a full 18 inches while it follows the contours of their bodies and comfortably cleans. If they lost more then one limb then the more sanitary paper extension arm and holder that extends their reach a full 18 inches while it follows the contours of their bodies and comfortably cleanss they can screw on.

4. BadBubby
   June 13th, 2009 at 5:49 am

   Wow. I can't stop my girlfriend from doing it.

   Ol` Henry 8 created the 'privy council' to do his wipen.

5. hobbes3
   June 13th, 2009 at 6:32 am

   In Japan the common toilets these days are the ones that squirts water precisely at your butt. Then it makes the whole butt wiping process a lot simplier.

   Think about it; if you get mud on your hands, would it be easier to simply rub it with toilet paper or first wet your hands then wipe it with toilet paper?

6. Sue Dunham
   June 13th, 2009 at 6:37 am

   When I see someone with one of those ENORMOUS behinds, I wonder 'how do you wipe that'. Now I know.

7. canadien341
   June 13th, 2009 at 7:09 am

   what sort of advantages does a big guy really have? oh and number 5 it is called a bidet.

8. angstrom
   June 13th, 2009 at 7:52 am

   @BadBubby
   Henry VIII's toilet attendant was called the “Groom of the Stool”.

   Going to the toilet was still a social occasion back then, as with the ancient Romans. So the elite would all get together and discus policy in “The Great House of Easement” at Hampton palace !

9. Deej
   June 13th, 2009 at 9:51 am

   Or they could just use wet toilet paper.

10. Geekazoid
    June 13th, 2009 at 9:51 am

    This would be perfect for sumo wrestlers.

11. Feh
    June 13th, 2009 at 11:51 am

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOXlF1t1ZyI

12. Kalel
    June 13th, 2009 at 12:50 pm

    That's really reaching.

13. nxsus6
    June 13th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    HAHA, why are they using a 30 year old woman to sell this thing....too funny.

14. zvs
    June 13th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    Do the people that "just don't want to touch messy toilet paper" realize they still have to handle the end that has been in their ass?

15. Arielle
    June 13th, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    To everyone being so rude about people that are fat or people missing parts of their arms.
    Many times little people use them or similar items

16. gtron
    June 13th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

    this really came about due to rampant obesity

17. Moon
    June 13th, 2009 at 4:32 pm

    If you are so fat you can't wipe your ass without and extension, you MIGHT need to go on a diet.

    /Wasn't there a Simpsons where Lisa was in an alternate universe and she was so fat she told her kids "Get the wipin' stick!"

18. DaveL
    June 13th, 2009 at 5:26 pm

    Haha... she doesn't know how to use the three seashells.

19. Him
    June 13th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    DaveL: Dangit, you beat me to it.

20. Sofar
    June 13th, 2009 at 7:20 pm

    I warsh mahself with a raaag onna stick!

    Still what are you gonna do if you've got two feet of arm and five feet of ass. Do you guys really dislike the morbidly obese that much?

21. Snappy Fish
    June 13th, 2009 at 7:23 pm

    This is a little gross to qualify as neat in my book. I like to think about poop less, rather than more, heh. So, this is my down-vote for Neatorama poop content. 'And stay down!

    I get the three seashells, DaveL! I wish I didn't!

22. Foreigner1
    June 14th, 2009 at 2:45 am

    This is one in the "ThisisAMAzinJim!!!" category that the tv-addict avid couchpotatoes, elderly in need, the top-end obese and the handicapped will love to order...

23. Ali S.
    June 14th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    @ Sofar

    Bravo on the Simpsons reference.

24. free games for kids
    June 15th, 2009 at 5:35 am

    I'd like this for Christmas.

25. MR
    June 15th, 2009 at 9:13 am

    Stop being so cruel, many little people need to use this.

26. Sean
    June 15th, 2009 at 2:01 pm

    I keep thinking, "It's as easy as using a shower brush! Heck, you may even mistake it for one!" Eeeewwwww...

27. Yoinksers
    June 17th, 2009 at 6:49 pm

    Have you seen the spoof that was made of this? Hilarious! http://tinyurl.com/ComfortableStick

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