Rent-A-Princess

By Alex in Everything Else on Jun 3, 2009 at 7:18 am

The economy is so bad that even princesses have to take time from whatever it is princesses do every day and actually get a job. One Princess Amerah of Salt Lake City, Utah, got herself a sweet gig: you can rent her to host your kid’s birthday party!

Don’t let my daughter see this or I’d have to fly the Princess in for her next birthday party … Link – via J-Walk Blog


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  1. Jess
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 9:17 am

    She is so cute!

  2. cb
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 9:41 am

    I’m a 31 year old man, can I rent her for my next birthday? ;-)

  3. old man
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 am

    i bet she smells nice…like a whiff of copy right lawsuit from disney

  4. French Frog
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 10:24 am

    @ cb

    … Well I’m the Frog that she never met so no-go on that birthday party!!

  5. helimx
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 10:55 am

    hey old man, since when does disney own the copyrights to princesses?

    I think she’s HOT!!!!

  6. David Leonhardt
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 11:09 am

    My girls would die for a princess to appear at their birthday. SLC is a biy far away, though.

  7. DaveL
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Oh the money she could make from Japanese businessmen.

  8. SenorMysterioso
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 12:11 pm

    Does she do bachelor parties?

  9. nero
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 12:55 pm

    beneath the pretty exterior, all humans are disgusting.

  10. ModernMan
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    This is something I am definitely familiar with. My girlfriend is a Disney princess for children’s birthday parties. If you’re in Northern California and need a princess, ask for Sasha:
    http://www.dreamstarparties.com

  11. Blacknimbus
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm

    “beneath the pretty exterior, all humans are disgusting.”

    Somewhat base, a bit dirty, driven by desires and somewhat reigned in by intellect and wisdom…and yes, a little bit disgusting.

    But your average human is also greater than the sum of these parts…and no one is completely any of these components.

    Having said that, this princess is quite “enchanting”.

  12. Brammi
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 4:48 pm

    I thought this was a cute idea…

    … Until I turned on my speakers. Now I have to go and pour some bleach in my ears. I’d take Boxxy over this saccharine menace!

  13. M
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Professionally illustrated by a well known photographer? -Smacks forehead.

  14. seekshelter
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 9:52 pm

    all of those pix were taken in the same day or she has like 10 of those purple dresses. im picture on of those cartoon closets where its nothing but the same thing.

  15. Jru
    Jun 3rd, 2009 at 10:30 pm

    My friend does this, actually, and she loves it. So if you’re in SoCal, check out If You Can Dream parties.

    /pimp of friend’s company n_n”

  16. seefish3
    Jun 4th, 2009 at 6:45 am

    Cute as a button, until she opens her mouth, just like a Playboy centerfold.

    So where are all the women who ragged about the Axe ad now? No objectification rants over this? No “perpetuating the stereotype” comments?

  17. tian (www.tian.cc)
    Jun 4th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

    Does she perform any of these items mentioned in Department of Homeland Security’s guide?

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0604092yahoo1.html

  18. Zo
    Jun 4th, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    seefish3: she’s entertaining children… way different than the Axe ad.

  19. Mr. Bigglesworth
    Jun 5th, 2009 at 10:38 am

    I love happy endings…

  20. Kalel
    Jun 5th, 2009 at 11:52 am

    Please! You are speaking of a Princess, so I would ask you to behave like gentlemen.


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