Man Robs Store with Banana, Eats Evidence

By Miss Cellania in Crime & Law on May 17, 2009 at 8:10 am

John Steven Szwalla was arrested for attempted armed robbery of a computer cafe in Winston-Salem, North Carolina. He approached the store owner, Bobby Ray Mabe while pointing something that was under his shirt. Mabe and a store customer jumped on Szwalla, held him down, and called police. The “weapon” turned out to be a banana! Szwalla ate the banana before the police arrived.

“And the deputy said, ‘Ah hah! He ate the evidence,’” Mabe said. “But we had the banana peel and they took a picture of it.”

John Steven Szwalla, 17, was charged with one count of attempted armed robbery. Warrants and records with the sheriff’s office list different addresses for him, with a most recent address in Clemmons.

Deputies joked about charging him with destroying evidence, said Major Brad Stanley, a spokesman for the Forsyth County Sheriff’s office.

Szwalla is in the Forsyth County Jail with bond set at $50,000.

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(image credit: Flickr user Jason Gulledge)


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  1. Randomacy
    May 17th, 2009 at 10:57 am

    It was a slippery mistake.

  2. seekshelter
    May 17th, 2009 at 1:08 pm

    i know someone that robbed a store with a lighter in a paper sack…. yeah.. i know seedy elements..

  3. Ali S.
    May 17th, 2009 at 6:58 pm

    Sounds like a skit Monty Python would do. ;)

  4. Pete
    May 18th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

    If it shoots “ice bullets” it’d be a hitman’s dream!

  5. Dave
    May 19th, 2009 at 12:58 pm

    “This banana’s loaded, and I know how to use it!”

    Direct quote from my son when he was about 4 or 5. No idea where he got it from, but it gave me a good laugh! All I need is to see a banana to think of that.


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