William Shatner? William Shatner. William Shatner!

By John Farrier in Book & Literature, Film on Apr 29, 2009 at 8:06 pm

Shatnerquake is a novel by Jeff Burk. Here’s the premise:

It’s the first ShatnerCon with William Shatner as the guest of honor! But after a failed terrorist attack by Campbellians, a crazy terrorist cult that worships Bruce Campbell, all of the characters ever played by William Shatner are suddenly sucked into our world. Their mission: hunt down and destroy the real William Shatner.

This is so Shatnerific that I’m having a screaming Shatnergasm right now.

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  1. nickolas_warner
    Apr 29th, 2009 at 8:38 pm

    Shatner? I LOVE it.

  2. TeaFizz
    Apr 29th, 2009 at 9:20 pm

    I just Shatnered myself.

  3. Stabitha
    Apr 29th, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    I would totally be a Campbellian. In fact, I am considering it as we speak/write.

  4. Kalel
    Apr 29th, 2009 at 9:40 pm

    Shatner Quake II: The Search for Nimoy.

  5. chet
    Apr 29th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    @Stabitha
    Do it. I’ll sign up with you. With enough people we can declare it a religion and qualify for tax exempt status.

  6. DaveL
    Apr 29th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    I already had a dream about this after eating a hot roast beef sandwich with grilled onions and horseradish before bed.

  7. Stabitha
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 12:29 am

    @Chet
    Tax exempt! That sounds like a plan, my fellow Campbellian.

  8. Longshot
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 7:04 am

    @Chet, Stabitha

    Sign me up. Would that make the three of us the first Campbellian Arch-Bishops? Or would we need a more suitably Campbellian title?

  9. Gauldar
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 8:23 am

    I too would like to subscribe to your Campbellian news letter.

  10. chet
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 8:43 am

    @Longshot
    No, just cool hats.

  11. coalitionforspace
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 9:07 am

    I love the very idea of Campbellians. How do we not already have this organization?

  12. A Noun
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 9:08 am

    But who the hell is that supposed to be on the cover?

    Shatner as drawn by a Campbellian?

  13. Tom
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 9:44 am

    Hail to the king, Baby.

  14. Yvonne
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I can’t believe someone hasn’t come up with this before…it’s like the ultimate in Science Fiction camp
    movies, right? I LOVE it!

  15. John
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 10:02 am

    One man’s Campbellian is another man’s freedom fighter.

  16. Gadget Sleuth
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    It’s amazing how who really is a mediocre character actor (Shatner) has managed to carve a fruitful career for himself. America really is great.

  17. erin
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 10:26 am

    Yeah… I totally just bought that. I only needed to see the cover.

  18. lcowan
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 11:38 am

    I just bought it too. Can’t wait for it to arrive.

  20. Noelegy
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 8:46 pm

    Yeah, but who’s that on the cover?

  21. Ali S.
    Apr 30th, 2009 at 8:57 pm

    Sign me up as a member of the Campbellians. I just love Bruce Campbell.


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