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The 5 Minute Get-Up-and-Get-Dressed Routine

By Queuebot in Funny on Apr 25, 2009 at 12:34 pm



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Can you get up, get dressed, cook breakfast and eat it in just 5 minutes? Here’s a video clip for all of you who are perpetually late in the morning, courtesy of a Japanese gameshow (who else?)

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  1. Mr.Kris
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

    I'm stunned.......complain all you want, you want to try at least 2 of the tricks in this video, one being the pants dance!!!

  2. JapanesePeople!
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Brushed his teeth, then ate breakfast...
    Fail

  3. Ali S.
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Those folks in the audience were really quite enthusiastic over this. Whoa calm down lady!

  4. Suhan
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 5:22 pm

    In actuality, it is much better to brush your teeth before you eat breakfast than after. As it so happens, the amount of bacteria in your mouth when you wake up is far greater than at any other time during the day. Additionally, brushing your teeth after a meal may erode away the enamel covering your teeth.

    This is due to the increased acidity of your mouth after eating, which coupled with teeth brushing can lead to damage. Saliva production increases during a meal, therefore you should wait at least an hour after eating before brushing your teeth.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-396267/Stay-healthy-15-unlik ely-steps.html

  5. VonSkippy
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 5:59 pm

    @Suhan

    Yeah, lets all take our dental advice from Britain.

    What's next marriage advice from the Ozarks?

  6. tt
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pm

    actually most asian people (living in asian countries)brushed their teeth first then ate breakfast.. :)

  7. Derek
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

    This isn't from a gameshow by the way, it's from a Japanese morning show. They're simply showing "techniques" for getting ready fast in the morning. The panel of people to the side is quite usual for such a show. They're not competing or anything.

  8. Tim G.
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    did anyone else notice that the timer read 5 minutes nearly a minute before the video itself? They started the timer after the video began. Something is amiss here.

  9. Martin
    Apr 25th, 2009 at 10:49 pm

    "Yeah, lets all take our dental advice from Britain.

    What’s next marriage advice from the Ozarks?"

    :D I loled at this one. funny.

    Funny video but some parts made you think the Japanese are very easily amused, but that is also a reason I like them :) . Make crazy stuff like this, go them!

  10. Mr.Bigglesworth
    Apr 26th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Ha, bif deal, I can do all of that plus shag the wife in 5 minutes.

  11. NUNUFUCKINGBUZZYNESS
    Sep 1st, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    How long do ou cook a egg in the oven for???

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