Mock Duck is "a delicious assortment of thrift store cookbooks", with scanned pictures and descriptions that will make your mouth water... NOT. This page is from a 1962 British cookbook called TV Suppers from Heinz.
Gaily coloured peppers almost make you forget you're eating beans again.
Pizza is topped with canned spaghetti and a lattice of anchovy fillets and processed cheese.
http://www.swankola.com/md/mockduck.html -via Everlasting Blort