The Curse of Colonel Sanders

By Miss Cellania in Sports on Mar 11, 2009 at 9:30 am

The Hanshin Tigers baseball club won the Japan Series for the first and (so far) only time in 1985. Fans in Dotonbori celebrated by jumping into the local river. The story goes that the crowd called out the names of the players, and a fan who most resembled each player jumped in. However, no one looked like star player and Oklahoma native Randy Bass {wiki}. So the crowd tossed in a life-size statue of Colonel Sanders taken from a KFC outlet. The statue was lost in the river, and the Hanshin Tigers sunk into a slump. Urban lore says the Tigers performance is due to the lost statue.

Fast forward to 2009. Divers looking for unexploded bombs found the Colonel Tuesday night.

The upper body of the statue was discovered at around 4 p.m. about 200 meters away from where it plunged into the water in 1985. When the figure was being pulled up by the crane on a salvage barge, construction workers could be heard to say, “It looks like a corpse.” However, when Tigers fans such as the riverside project foreman saw the statue, they exclaimed, “It’s the Colonel!” Passersby also stopped in their tracks to take in the scene.

With the media and locals looking on, divers began their search for the lower body at around 8:50 Wednesday morning, and discovered the right hand some minutes later. About 10 minutes after that, the diver’s voice burst from a speaker on the salvage barge, saying, “It’s the lower body. There’s no mistake about it,” bringing on a cheer from reporters and workers alike.

Is the “Curse of the Colonel” over for the Tigers? Link -via Fark


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  1. Gauldar
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:40 am

    It will be interesting to see if there moral boost is enough… or if they actualy suck that much.

  2. Evilbeagle
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 9:51 am

    I agree, Gauldar.

    The story is amusing, though.

  3. SenorMysterioso
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 10:21 am

    Looks like they froze the ol’ colonel in carbonite before tossing him into the river

  4. Kalel
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Was it really the curse, or was the team just chicken?

  5. PaulVI
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 11:45 am

    They’ll win another championship before the Chicago Cubs do. Cubs, the gold standard for “suck”.

  6. Johnny Cat
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    @Senor:

    Yeah and then in the Lucas tradition of amputee fetish, hacked off his hands.

  7. Frau
    Mar 11th, 2009 at 5:49 pm

    “”Beisbol ben berry, berry good to me” ;)


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