Ever Wanted to Smell Like Captain Kirk?

Posted by Queuebot in Advertising, Movies & SciFi on March 4, 2009 at 7:51 pm


No?

Well if you did, now you can!

Coming out to promote the new Star Trek movie is a new line of Trek fragrances from Genki. I’m not kidding. The three scents include Tiberius ("difficult to define and impossible to refuse"), Red Shirt ("Because tomorrow may never come"), and Ponn Farr (after a Vulcan mating ritual).

Genki’s “Red Shirt” cologne (whose tag line “Because Tomorrow May Never Come” is priceless) celebrates the sacrifices of those often nameless crew of the USS Enterprise. Described appropriately as a cologne for those with a “devotion to living each day as it could be your last” the cologne has top notes of green mandarin, bergamot, and lavender, with base notes of leather and grey musk.

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8 comments to "Ever Wanted to Smell Like Captain Kirk?"

  1. Evilbeagle
    March 4th, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Red Shirt just cracked me up. I don't know that even the biggest geeks in my life would be caught dead with any of these, but Red Shirt...that's just funny.

  2. Johnny Cat
    March 5th, 2009 at 12:19 am

    I can't wait for the obligatory Redshirt joke in the movie.

  3. David Govett
    March 5th, 2009 at 1:48 am

    How about "Transport Her" perfume?

  4. Skipweasel
    March 5th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    Sorry, I read that strapline as "Difficult to refine and improbably close to refuse".

  5. Skipweasel
    March 5th, 2009 at 9:38 am

    David:- A transport of delight?

  6. PaulVI
    March 5th, 2009 at 6:05 pm

    "Engage!" (That already looks like a CK product.)

    or

    "Impulse" (If you really want to commit: "Full Impulse")

    Too easy. All wrong.

  7. just a guy
    March 6th, 2009 at 12:58 am

    Reply to topic title:

    No.

  8. Gooch Lewinsky
    March 7th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Can you get all 3 in a sampler or gift pack?


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