Star Trek-Themed Cologne Coming Out Soon

By John Farrier in Fashion, Film on Feb 2, 2009 at 7:19 pm

Have you ever wanted to smell like a sweaty James Doohan? Well, then, good news! CBS is licensing three Star Trek-themed body fragrances in order to market the new movie in the series.

Bonus points: in the comments, ~~give Alex ideas for~~ describe a Neatorama-themed scent.

Link via Topless Robot

Neat stuff from the NeatoShop:

Gauldar
Feb 2nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
Put a pinch of it on your Vulcan neck.
Gene
Feb 2nd, 2009 at 8:13 pm
Some combination of LOLcat fur and steampunk brass?
eni
Feb 2nd, 2009 at 8:28 pm
That picture is Win.
Johnny Cat
Feb 2nd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
The preview last night for the movie was mega-win. It looks really good.
tishkbob
Feb 2nd, 2009 at 10:01 pm
Eau de Neatorama – the smell of intelligence and entertainment.
DOJ
Feb 3rd, 2009 at 2:28 am
What does it smell like? I grew up without a smellevision
slashdotcoma
Feb 3rd, 2009 at 3:08 am
jelly bean scent!
Ray
Feb 3rd, 2009 at 6:25 am
That’s pretty Vulcan weird! Just what I need – my spouse to smell like a Tribble.
Thesseli
Feb 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
“Worf — a Warrior’s scent.”

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