Goat Arrested for Armed Robbery

By Miss Cellania in Animals & Pets, Crime & Law on Jan 24, 2009 at 9:12 am

A vigilante group in Ilorin, Nigeria apprehended a group of would-be car thieves, including one man who turned himself into a goat!

It was a shocking sight yesterday as men of the Kwara State Police Command paraded a goat as an armed robbery suspect.

The goat “suspect” is being detained over an alleged attempt to snatch a Mazda car. The mysterious goat, according to the Police Public Relations Officer, Mr. Tunde Mohammed, while briefing bewildered journalists at the Force headquarters, is an armed robber who attempted to snatch the said car, Wednesday night, and later transformed into the goat in a bid to escape arrest.

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Tags: carjacking, goat, Nigeria

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I C Kook
Jan 24th, 2009 at 10:17 am
This is Kooky. Totally Kooky, I tell ya!
Rocky Rook
Jan 24th, 2009 at 11:17 am
They’re smoking crack over there.
Gauldar
Jan 24th, 2009 at 11:47 am
Problem: We can’t find one of the perpetrators.
Solution: Blame the nearest goat.
Dan Smith
Jan 24th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
i did the same thing once
Guest
Jan 24th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Poor scapegoat.
Thomas
Jan 24th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Man, one one would suspect that the robber turned into a goat. My respect to the clever authorities involved.
Serich
Jan 24th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
The nigerian police should really consider proposing a grant to outfit the force with spirit sticks and dew collected by the light of the full moon. It would aid in the capture of these mystic-carjackers.
Linda
Jan 24th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
I wonder how long he can remain a goat. Bet we never find out.
erin
Jan 25th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
I can’t help but wonder what a goat would want with a Mazda.
Gauldar
Jan 25th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
erin,

Why wouldn’t a goat want a Mazda!?
Thomas
Jan 25th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
No thumbs.
Ally
Jan 26th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Perhaps what he really wanted was a Dodge Ram…HAR, HAR, HAR!!!
Rhowizzie
Jan 28th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Prosecutor:You have been charged with 1 count of grand theft auto…how do u plead ?
Defendant: mbaaaaaa!!!
Rhowizzie
Jan 28th, 2009 at 4:00 pm
Newsbulletin:

Due to an increase in the numbr of carjackings being perpetrated by farm animals, motorists r urged nt to pick up any cows, sheep and especially goats ,hichthiking at nyt !
Rick
Feb 2nd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
He can turn himself into a goat, but he can’t spin straw into gold? One would think he would have turned himself into a big pile of cash?

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