Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it)

1. ThEgg
   January 15th, 2009 at 12:32 pm

   Oh gawd! Lmao! Nice find!

2. Justin
   January 15th, 2009 at 12:33 pm

   Oh man, that was too funny! This made my day!

3. Jake Da Snake
   January 15th, 2009 at 12:39 pm

   Haha. Brilliant

4. SenorMysterioso
   January 15th, 2009 at 12:51 pm

   adorable and hilarious retelling of the trilogy
   I want to hear her take on other movies

5. Johnny Cat
   January 15th, 2009 at 12:55 pm

   What's "F=MA"?

6. Chandrielle
   January 15th, 2009 at 12:59 pm

   Close enough. She got Lando's name right which I was actually kind of surprised by.

7. Justin
   January 15th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

   I believe that is the equation for figuring out "force" (real life force not star wars force).

   Force = Mass x Acceleration

8. xayzer
   January 15th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

   Blasphemer! We should burn her at the stake or freeze her in carbonite (or offer her cake. Cake or death?)

   Funny though.

9. Johnny
   January 15th, 2009 at 1:09 pm

   Hilarious!

10. Gini
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    By far the best summary of Star Wars I've heard. Much better than my 3 yr old's. He always forgets about Lando and focuses on Yoda... Figures.

11. rika
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    omg i haven't laughted so hard since ages!
    THANK YOU

12. kid_icarus
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

    she has obviously seen chasing amy due to her description of vader as a crusty old white man..........that whole scene is really the only good part in chasing amy imo

13. kid_icarus
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:29 pm

    oh, but i also wanted to say that was hilarious.

14. Blake
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:31 pm

    I actually did see it in the late '90s and this is how I would describe it too, because I don't remember it, BECAUSE IT SUCKED AND WAS UTTERLY FORGETTABLE.

15. Scooter
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

    Xayzer, Cake or death. I'm surprised to find Eddie is pervasive in everything in life...

    "Yes, but do you have a Flag?"

    Oh, yeah. the movie was kinda funny too. I'd like to see Star Wars Sweded.

16. Miss Cellania
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Scooter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwz42NeZWHo

17. Braddan
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:47 pm

    so SO much better than the hours of crap endured for years! If only shed taken care of the DIRE sequels as well TOP JOB!!

18. Xayzer
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:56 pm

    @Scooter

    As pervasive as a transvestite can be (sorry, that's executive transvestite)

    Talking about flags:

    - What is it Lieutenant Sebastian?
    - It's just the Rebels, sir... they're here.
    - My God, man! Do they want tea?
    - No, I think they're after something a bit more than that, sir. I don't know what it is, but they've brought a flag.
    - Damn, that's dash cunning of them.

    Anyone who doesn't know Eddie (poor bastards) are probably wondering what on earth we are blathering about

19. just a guy
    January 15th, 2009 at 4:02 pm

    when she mentioned the Han and Luke kiss, then she was obviously being purposly 'extra silly', which took away from it a little since it wasn't sincere. But despite that I was quite amused.

20. Shen
    January 15th, 2009 at 5:20 pm

    I had more fun this video than with the real movie, LOL

21. matt
    January 15th, 2009 at 5:52 pm

    i love how there's a Wilhelm Scream in this vid.

22. Creamy
    January 15th, 2009 at 6:00 pm

    MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

23. Frau
    January 15th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

    HAHA!! She actually came pretty close, for someone only maybe having seen bits of it.

24. DOJ
    January 15th, 2009 at 7:26 pm

    nice find, I hoped she'd mention the garbage crusher
    and your second link was cool too

25. kyuubiness
    January 15th, 2009 at 8:06 pm

    The Hans Olo part had me laughing so hard, lol

26. Christophe
    January 15th, 2009 at 10:20 pm

    egzellent! I'm Hanz and I abbrove diz mezzage!

27. Mr Lady
    January 15th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

    Seriously Awesome.

28. Atrix
    January 15th, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    The only big thing she missed was the "I am your father" bit. Other than that, props for knowing that much without actually watching it!

29. Darren
    January 15th, 2009 at 11:56 pm

    I don't think I can count the buckets of win that was.

30. ted
    January 16th, 2009 at 8:05 am

    I guess you can find anything on the internet.

31. Jbot
    January 16th, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    awesome parts (animationwise) "Hans?" "Kill him! or something" "and luke is like, a farmer" "Lando betrays them, then feels bad about it, them dies, feeling bad about it." "And the planet is under attack by giant robots" "They go to the bar planet and lei is in a golden suit" (still in suit on endor)

32. renderanything
    January 17th, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    Yes, but if there's a Hans, shouldn't there be a Frans so they can "Pump you up!"?

33. Aaron
    January 19th, 2009 at 9:02 am

    It's late to comment on this but I thought his name was "Hans" until I was 17 years old, and a friend of mine (a Star Wars fanatic) laughed at me like I was an idiot... I told him "hey, which one of us has a girlfriend, and which one of us has a wall full of HANS SOLO variant action figures?"

    That was the end of that.

34. whatwhat
    January 23rd, 2009 at 2:57 pm

    This is the adorable-st/funniest thing I have ever seen.
    For the record, I haven't seen Star Wars either and i thought his name was Hans till this moment

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