World’s Most Disturbing Primate

By Jill Harness in Animals & Pets on Dec 24, 2008 at 10:49 pm

I know all animals are beautiful in a “life is beautiful, so are the creatures living it” kind of way, but this Snub-Nosed Monkey is the creepiest thing ever. The lack of lips, the slits for nostrils, it looks like a skull. Gross!

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  1. Gauldar
    Dec 24th, 2008 at 10:51 pm

    I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL… and leave some leftover for my kid.

  2. Ali S.
    Dec 24th, 2008 at 11:08 pm

    It is also known fondly as the Michael Jackson Primate.

  3. Nostra
    Dec 24th, 2008 at 11:43 pm

    Just in time for the holiday season.. it’s the Madonna and Child (monkey version!)

  4. Johnny Cat
    Dec 24th, 2008 at 11:48 pm

    You’re right, Ali. It’s the nose that gives it away.

  5. arguannoid
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 1:09 am

    You wanna see the world’s most disturbing primate? Google “transvestive”

  6. zav
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 2:13 am

    All animals are not beautiful – not even in that way. The truth about nature is that most animals die of starvation, disease or by being eaten alive. Nature is a ferocious place and many of the creatures in it are not meant to appeal to our standards. It can be however, completely fantastic to study.

  7. zav
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 2:14 am

    Oh and if they look up when it is raining, water falls into their nose holes.

  8. Evilbeagle
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 3:15 am

    I just don’t like any monkey.

  9. MikeC
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 7:49 am

    I saw worse during my last visit to a Wal-Mart.

  10. ted
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 9:19 am

    Ah, what a lovely opportunity for the haters to come up with hurtful things about our fellow people.

    If they lack lips, why don’t we see the baby’s teeth?

  11. Amberae
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 11:42 am

    It’s adorable in that: I’ll swallow your soul, kind of way.

  12. earbox
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    And yet the baby is still kinda cute.

  13. Capella
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    the baby is adorable.

  14. Shen
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 5:37 pm

    What do you mean? that thing looks great!!!

  15. Bruno
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    On behalf of the Snub-Nosed Monkey World Wide Acceptance and UpLift Association, (SNMWWAULA) and all the Golden Snub-nosed Monkeys, Moupin Golden Snub-nosed Monkeys, Qinling Golden Snub-nosed Monkeys, Hubei Golden Snub-nosed Monkeys, Black Snub-nosed Monkeys, Gray Snub-nosed Monkeys and the Tonkin Snub-nosed Langur, I would like to take this opportunity to heap acrid scorn on the preceding article.

    Scorn. Scorn. Scorn.

    Furthermore, the Rhinopithecines in question would like it known that they find nothing quite as disgusting as all your big noses, your snot hankies and you constant sniffling every time you go out on winter days.

    ;) Bruno

  16. liphttam1
    Dec 25th, 2008 at 11:28 pm

    Mix between an alian, and a skeliton

  17. SparkS
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 12:51 am

    Ali S. Good one!

    zav Ditto

    Bruno You too.

  18. Jenny
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 4:37 am

    perhaps not in that picture, but i think they are actually quite beautiful:]

  19. Crash_171
    Dec 26th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

    @ Ali S.
    LOLOLOL that was exactly what I was thinking!

  20. eoghan
    Dec 27th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    its also called the gabdab buhaha which translates as child eater in some parts of south america.true.


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