Caption Monkey 53: Prado Museum

Lady Pullfinger was greeted with stunned silence when let slip a massive blast – massive enough to raise her dress.

The Burger King revelled how easy it was to scoop Ronald’s girlfriend.

“Why, no, my dear, that dress doesn’t make your tush look fat!”

I’m sorry I slept with your sister, Mariana, and I know you’re mad at me, but LOWER your voice- everyone in the store is looking at us…

*looks at old lady in dark dress behind the couple*

It was still obvious after 8 months of marriage that Mariana’s Nanny and minder still did not approve of King Philip IV.

You see, my love, I told you we were a tad overdressed for this event.

And the lady in the dark dress behind the couple thinks: “Hmmmm, I bet that dress has its own gravitational pull…”

“Fancy a bit of ruff, my lady?”

If that’s an “hour glass figure” then I think her time has run out!

“Little did the onlookers know, the figures before them were not sculptures.”

what wendy does when shes not making burgers

What do you mean,”You lost the key to the time machine”.

“I think my shoes are Baroque”

“Hmph! As a matter of fact, NO, Phillip Four, I did NOT expect the Spanish Inquisition!”

“What’s that flying out of the skylight? Oh right, my dignity…”

“My dear, I must confess that I find your dismissive demeanor…oddly arousing. Doubly so in front of this crowd.”

“You said everyone would be wearing a costume!”

“I’m having a hard to resisting the urge to spin you around and sing the dreidel song…”

Aliens now have a new way to sneak around our planet in their flying saucers without being noticed

Her outfit must make for an interesting bathroom break

Yes Maddame, I believe someone has farted.

Lady please just tell me your shoe size! I have a lot of customers today!

Madam, are those child-bearing hips under there, or is one just happy to see one?

“King Philip IV” ~ Has any one seen mini me?
“Queen Mariana” ~ …:blank stare:… notice the smirk

wait for it… wait for it… now u get it, lol

Due to recent U.S. border regulations Mexicans had come up with a new way to get into the country…

“Queen Mariana” ~ (speaks silently in her head) I only married you for your money…

That’s what she said!

Yo momma’s butt is sooooooo big……____(your comment here)___.

“So this is the future, then…? Well, we are not impressed.”

See? I told you we were overdressed.

They know you’re my neice! Why else would everyone be looking at us???

“Keep still for the camera so I can go for a 15-day trip for two to Antarctica aboard the National Geographic Endeavor”……sorry Im just hating on the prize for the quality of the photo.

I told you it was business casual.

The rock & roll hall of fame decided to go for ‘old skool’

See I told you. No one could possibly get around that dress of yours to get through the door before us at the Black Friday Sale.

Wow, they weren’t kidding. That Verizon network does follow you everywhere!

“No you cannot put that angel on your head to complete your Christmas Tree ensemble.”

“This collar can’t stop me from chewing on my crotch.”

The lady learns why she shouldn’t stand over a steam grate when she’s wearing that dress.

Shall we take the stairs, m’dear? The elevator appears to broken …

The reign of this king of Spain sent the country right down the drain. The queen, it seemed, was quite cold and mean. (Probably from marrying her uncle.) So much for the monarchy!

Madame, when I said you had a phat ass I meant it in the most auspicious way. Now how about that kiss.

uh honey…i think your fart just inflated your skirt….