Why Men Are Superior to Fish

By Alex in Pictures, Science & Tech on Dec 6, 2008 at 2:36 pm

Got to love those Russian biologists! Dr. M.A. Menzbier (yes, a real person – an ornithologist and zoogeographer, actually) has found the reason why men are superior than fish, as published in the Nov 1931 issue of Modern Mechanix: Link


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  1. liphttam1
    Dec 6th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

    Well DUH! Fish have acuired tastes for worms witch are land creatures. And if you saw a floating pink Gummy worm. Would you eat it?

  2. 1hen2ducks
    Dec 6th, 2008 at 7:41 pm

    #

    Oh Crap ! There’s a shark behind me. Sure am glad I’m not a fish, I’d have never seen it coming.

  3. canvai
    Dec 7th, 2008 at 2:54 am

    It’s the opposable neck !

  4. Ray
    Dec 7th, 2008 at 6:03 am

    Guess that makes owls superior to man, then. (At least they would likely know how to spell “which”).

  5. DOJ
    Dec 7th, 2008 at 6:53 pm

    Eyes on the side of your head gives a larger field of vision without needing to turn the head. (Of course you also need the ability to focus the eye anywhere in that field of vision, for example a chameleon)

  6. Scott-O
    Dec 8th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    So I am at the animalia because I can shake my head “no”? So can my wife which is why the trait will not be passed to another generation.

  7. Scott-O
    Dec 8th, 2008 at 2:25 pm

    I would probably be more convincing if I could type better than a fish but apparently I cannot. I meant to say “I am at the zenith of animalia” but was too busy showing off by shaking my head to type it properly.


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