Will Braden, the writer behind the short film Henri, recently featured on Neatorama, is also a composer of cat-themed haiku. Here are a few samples:
oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered
I love to eat grass
though it makes me sick each time
like you and vodka
I lounge in the sun
savoring the morning scents
have fun at your job
The Sexy Pedestrian
Love the last one, the “have fun at your job” hits a nerve. Lucky cats.
Johnny Cat
Here’s one my cats would write, waxing frantic about their toils with my laser pointer:
Elusive red dot
Zips right through my ample claws
I chase; never catch.
Evilbeagle
Tri colored Beagle
Likes to eat cats for breakfast
If I could catch one
raina_c
Cute, but I’ve never been a big fan of haikus…probably because I’m not good at writing them.
Johnny Cat
Hi Evilbeagle
I see you very well, sai
All things serve the Beam.
Evilbeagle
Johnny Cat Johnny
I chase you in the green fields
Of my Beagle dream
Glitch50
Burning cherry tree
every blossom is aflame
uh, here come the cops
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