Who said you have to be celebrity to name your kid something weird? Mental Floss has document 6 very weird names. Imagine being named Eclipse Glasses Banda or having a last name that means "pisses." It happens, all over the world.
LInk
LInk
(who's mom was a crackhead)
was named
Jessa-boo Oven Graceful Garcia.
She was a shaken baby syndrome baby.
and yes, Jessa-boo Oven Graceful is on her certificate.
cant get worse than that.