You are QWOP, our small nation’s sole representative at the Olympic Games. Use the QWOP keys to move your legs. Ideally, you will run 100 metres …but our training program was underfunded. Remember, it’s not whether you win or lose.
Really, don’t go into this game expecting to win. I’m serious. Link -via Everlasting Blort
RubenCovex
No better time than the present to begin training for the next Olympic Games 
Miss Cellania
xadrian, that’s why I posted it. I laughed at my own gross ineptitude!
Guybrush Threepwood
I WON!! JESUS CHRIST!! MY FINGERS!
My progress:
49m and a hurdle
http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=01iz7.jpg
74m and tha same dreaded hurdle
http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=02gi5.jpg
97.8 – WHAT do you mean by that?
http://img116.imageshack.us/my.php?image=03op2.jpg
THE END – GOD!
http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=04qn2.jpg
I almost messed things up in the last meter… I swear, if this goddamit QWOP guy had felt, you guys would not be reading this right now… broken keyboard and screen… 
Pudifoot
wow, at 50 meters there is a hurdle. i have never seen a hurdle in a 100 m dash! o.O
StuckeyJ
Curse you and your addicting games!!!!
Youtube has a video of how it is ‘kind of’ supposed to be done.
Tokolosi
Thanks. 25 minutes of my life thats lost. All I got was 7.something meters. Did managage to do a 360 backflip and land on my face!
DOJ
If you want to see this concept built into a fighting game, check out Toribash
Stål-Långben
That’s really impressive MightyCow since there is a wall at -3 meters and you cant get past it.
I made it 25 meters while “sliding” on my knees.
DaMehMan
I keep going backwards too. So far I’m pretty sure I’ve gone farther backward than I have forward. XD
Linda
I’ve figured out how to run like a normal human! however, i’m not so good at timing it…11.6
O-W, Q-p, W-O, Q-p, w-o, etc
MightyCow
It baffles me how anyone can make that guy go. No combination of button presses produces any forward movement. The farthest I’ve now gone is 2.4, and that’s only because I fell over forward and flopped before I hit my head.
DaveL
After 15 minutes of pure concentrated effort, I was able to reenact the twit race, ministry of silly walks and a mid-stroke victim all in about 1.3 meters. Win!
mrmuggles
Mmm.. that guy would be better at gymnastic. Personal score: 5 meters
Max Van
While I certainly cannot claim to have figured anything valuable out, by sheer happenstance, I discovered that if you end up doing the splits with the left leg fully extended in front of you, there’s enough stability to complete the race using only the “Q”. You look awful, and it takes forever, but it can be done.
gretz
the secret is to get him down to his knees and ankles and scooch him along using only “q” and “w”. I finished the whole thing in 12 minutes.
renderanything
AAggh! My firewall interrupted me right when I was at around 30 meters and overrode the controls. I give up for today.
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