QWOP

Posted by Miss Cellania in Flash Games on November 17, 2008 at 12:03 pm


You are QWOP, our small nation’s sole representative at the Olympic Games. Use the QWOP keys to move your legs. Ideally, you will run 100 metres …but our training program was underfunded. Remember, it’s not whether you win or lose.

Really, don’t go into this game expecting to win. I’m serious. Link -via Everlasting Blort


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31 comments to "QWOP"

  1. Jerse
    November 17th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

    Best Game Evar!

  2. RubenCovex
    November 17th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    No better time than the present to begin training for the next Olympic Games :P

  3. Rocky Rook
    November 17th, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    2.5m

  4. Nick Half
    November 17th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    i got like 14.6. dumb

  5. xadrian
    November 17th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

    Is it wrong that I laughed so hard at that?

  6. Miss Cellania
    November 17th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    xadrian, that's why I posted it. I laughed at my own gross ineptitude!

  7. Guybrush Threepwood
    November 17th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

    I WON!! JESUS CHRIST!! MY FINGERS!

    My progress:

    49m and a hurdle
    http://img397.imageshack.us/my.php?image=01iz7.jpg

    74m and tha same dreaded hurdle
    http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=02gi5.jpg

    97.8 - WHAT do you mean by that?
    http://img116.imageshack.us/my.php?image=03op2.jpg

    THE END - GOD!
    http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=04qn2.jpg

    I almost messed things up in the last meter... I swear, if this goddamit QWOP guy had felt, you guys would not be reading this right now... broken keyboard and screen... :-)

  8. Pudifoot
    November 17th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

    wow, at 50 meters there is a hurdle. i have never seen a hurdle in a 100 m dash! o.O

  9. Pudifoot
    November 17th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

    w00t! i am a national hero!!! i went 100m! :-)

  10. philosophile
    November 17th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

    I can't even get past 5 meters heh.

  11. sloane
    November 17th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    that is one of the hardest things i've done.

  12. StuckeyJ
    November 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    Curse you and your addicting games!!!!
    Youtube has a video of how it is 'kind of' supposed to be done.

  13. Tokolosi
    November 17th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    Thanks. 25 minutes of my life thats lost. All I got was 7.something meters. Did managage to do a 360 backflip and land on my face!

  14. MightyCow
    November 17th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    Personal best : -6 meters.

    I only seem able to go backward.

  15. DOJ
    November 17th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    If you want to see this concept built into a fighting game, check out Toribash

  16. cheechman85
    November 17th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    @MightyCow I am right there with you... THIS IS HARD

  17. Justin
    November 17th, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    Good God I am woeful!

  18. Stål-Långben
    November 17th, 2008 at 6:04 pm

    That's really impressive MightyCow since there is a wall at -3 meters and you cant get past it.

    I made it 25 meters while "sliding" on my knees.

  19. Corinne
    November 17th, 2008 at 6:13 pm

    13 meters whilst kneeling. Haha.

  20. DaMehMan
    November 17th, 2008 at 8:47 pm

    I keep going backwards too. So far I'm pretty sure I've gone farther backward than I have forward. XD

  21. Linda
    November 17th, 2008 at 8:52 pm

    I've figured out how to run like a normal human! however, i'm not so good at timing it...11.6
    O-W, Q-p, W-O, Q-p, w-o, etc

  22. Chan
    November 17th, 2008 at 11:36 pm

    I can make him do a really good air guitar...

  23. MightyCow
    November 17th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    It baffles me how anyone can make that guy go. No combination of button presses produces any forward movement. The farthest I've now gone is 2.4, and that's only because I fell over forward and flopped before I hit my head.

  24. DaveL
    November 18th, 2008 at 12:01 am

    After 15 minutes of pure concentrated effort, I was able to reenact the twit race, ministry of silly walks and a mid-stroke victim all in about 1.3 meters. Win!

  25. mrmuggles
    November 18th, 2008 at 12:36 am

    Mmm.. that guy would be better at gymnastic. Personal score: 5 meters

  26. Max Van
    November 18th, 2008 at 12:43 am

    While I certainly cannot claim to have figured anything valuable out, by sheer happenstance, I discovered that if you end up doing the splits with the left leg fully extended in front of you, there's enough stability to complete the race using only the "Q". You look awful, and it takes forever, but it can be done.

  27. Noz
    November 18th, 2008 at 6:32 am

    Ministry of silly walks, yes! This came to my mind as well.

  28. MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT
    November 18th, 2008 at 11:34 am

    THIS GAME SUCKS, IT IS MY FAVORITES MENU NOW

  29. gretz
    November 18th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

    the secret is to get him down to his knees and ankles and scooch him along using only "q" and "w". I finished the whole thing in 12 minutes.

  30. Mouserz
    November 18th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    wohoo -40 meters

  31. renderanything
    November 18th, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    AAggh! My firewall interrupted me right when I was at around 30 meters and overrode the controls. I give up for today.


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