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Pythagoras is Rolling in His Grave ...

By Alex in Funny, Science & Tech on Nov 12, 2008 at 12:10 pm


There were three medieval kingdoms on the shores of a lake. There was an island in the middle of the lake, over which the kingdoms had been fighting for years. Finally, the three kings decided that they would send their knights out to do battle, and the winner would take the island.

The night before the battle, the knights and their squires pitched camp and readied themselves for the fight. The first kingdom had 12 knights, and each knight had five squires, all of whom were busily polishing armor, brushing horses, and cooking food. The second kingdom had twenty knights, and each knight had 10 squires. Everyone at that camp was also busy preparing for battle. At the camp of the third kingdom, there was only one knight, with his squire. This squire took a large pot and hung it from a looped rope in a tall tree. He busied himself preparing the meal, while the knight polished his own armor.

When the hour of the battle came, the three kingdoms sent their squires out to fight (this was too trivial a matter for the knights to join in).

The battle raged, and when the dust had cleared, the only person left was the lone squire from the third kingdom, having defeated the squires from the other two kingdoms, thus proving that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.

If you like that, there are more excellent math jokes at University of Alberta’s math professor Volker Runde’s website: Link


 
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  1. Johnny Cat
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

    ROFL COPTER!

  2. silentwatcher24
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    that was ... interesting. and funny in the worst way possible ... puns... *shudder*

  3. Rocky Rook
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    My dad would like that joke. He'd get a big chortle out of that one.

  4. Hilary Farlow
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

    "here it is" ---> X" Math is soooo simple! ;)

  5. philosophile
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Math puns are so simple... they're always just a sum of their parts.... then they start multiplying like crazy.

  6. Great Gonzo
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

    That's weird as hell. I was thinking about the "Here it is!" picture the other day. I forgot where I first saw it, but it had me laughing. Thanks for the post.

  7. Harly
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 4:28 pm

    Groan cubed

  8. MJ
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 5:02 pm

    Hahaha, I nearly spat my coffee! :)

  9. rhea_sun
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    i got tricked into reading math?

  10. vertol
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    Weird, I found this website on my own a few days ago. One that isn't listed there is this:

    A white man goes with a guide to observe an Indian tribe. There he sees three women. There is an older woman on a hippopotamus skin and two other women on other types of hides. The white man asks his guide why everyone seems to be paying attention to the older woman. The guide responds, "The squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squaws of the other two hides."

  11. renderanything
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 8:09 pm

    I got bored with the word problem halfway through then just went on to the comments section. Can I bribe someone for a passing grade?

  12. Moon
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    That's a loooonnnnnnggggg way to go for a really, really bad pun.

  13. stormie24
    Nov 12th, 2008 at 11:34 pm

    har har...reminds me of my grade 10 math teacher and her corny jokes.

  14. ted
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 7:36 am

    Good pun, but it took so long, it was a letdown. The hippopotamus squaw one was better.

  15. noahstrickland
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    how about a chemistry joke?

    two hydrogen atoms are walking down the street together when one says to the other "I think I lost an electron" the other responds "are you positive"?

    get it...........are you positive...ahahahahahahahaha

  16. MENLOHEAVYWEIGHT
    Nov 13th, 2008 at 11:24 am

    HA TO THE POWER OF 10

  17. Ali S.
    Nov 14th, 2008 at 1:04 am

    @ noahstrickland

    Booooo!! *throws a beaker full of blue liquid*

  18. Pythagoras
    Dec 15th, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    I did not

  19. Pythagoras
    Dec 15th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    lindsaytolliver@yahoo.com

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