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Afraid of Being Buried Alive, Man Built Tomb with Megaphones!

By Alex in Pictures on Nov 2, 2008 at 2:16 pm


Afraid of being buried alive, Brazilian resort operator Freud de Melo (yes, I know …) built a vault complete with air, food, television and megaphones!

Under the shade of ficus trees stands the stone burial chapel that 73-year-old Freud de Melo built. Wind chimes tinkle above the wrought-iron door.

But it isn’t a conventional final resting place. Inside the crypt, there’s a TV, also a water pitcher and a fruit pantry. Fresh outdoor air flows in through four vents from the chapel roof. Within reach of the coffin are two makeshift megaphones — plastic cones attached to tubes running out through the wall.

One Saturday recently, Mr. de Melo lay in the coffin, shouting into the cones in a voice that echoed into the countryside. "Help me! Come quick! I’ve been buried alive!"

It was only an equipment check — not an actual emergency. Mr. de Melo, a resort operator and politician, built a burial vault he could survive in because he’s gripped by a rare condition called taphephobia, the fear of being buried alive. "I have awful, awful nightmares of trying to dig myself out from underground," says Mr. de Melo, whose physician father named him, presciently, for the pioneer of dream analysis.

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Photo: Matt Moffett / The Wall Street Journal


 
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  1. Jon Anderson
    Nov 2nd, 2008 at 2:37 pm

    Those vents are going to make an awful smell once they bury him for good...

  2. Ali S.
    Nov 2nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm

    Didn't some folks in the past create graves with a bell and a line attached to the coffin so if anyone did come back alive or was buried wrongly they could ring it to get some attention.

  3. CheeseDuck
    Nov 2nd, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Help! I've fallen and I can't get up! :P

  4. Pudifoot
    Nov 2nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm

    I wonder if that is a long distance call :-)

  5. nevrdull
    Nov 2nd, 2008 at 6:00 pm

    technically, that's not a grave anymore, but a crypt.

  6. Him
    Nov 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Brings to mind a certain man in England that, when dropped by the coffin bearers, regained consciousness.

  7. Gail Pink
    Nov 3rd, 2008 at 8:57 am

    I'm speachless.

  8. ted
    Nov 3rd, 2008 at 7:07 pm

    Someone's in denial.

    If he's so afraid, he should just ask to be cremated. Then, even if they get it wrong, it won't matter.

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