Kentucky Man Sets Cockroach Record

1. Umm...What?
   October 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am

   Yuck x 1,000,000,000 = "breaks the world record of putting the most Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches in his mouth"

2. stacyj
   October 15th, 2008 at 11:28 am

   Why on earth does such a record even EXIST for him TO break?

3. Miss Curly
   October 15th, 2008 at 11:59 am

   This guy will probably never get another date again.

4. Gingerbread
   October 15th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

   What a charitable man...

5. cooties
   October 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   Well, I hope his parents are still around to share in their son's accomplishment.

   I can just see mom, head rested on her old man's chest, tears streaming down her cheeks - 'We done good, Lloyd Fessler - we done good.'

   'Erma-Leigh, I always knowed our son would do something great. He weren't no good in school, but you just could tell he had the Fessler family cockroachin' gene in him.'

   FYI, our man Travis isn't a low-brow pinhead but a celebrated side-show freak entertainer: http://www.travisfessler.com/

6. su.wei
   October 15th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

   the thought of what that must feel like gives me the heeby-jeebies.
   blegh!

7. SenorMysterioso
   October 15th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

   Hmm, if you just think of an obscure enough insect you could probably set the record by placing just one in your mouth.

8. Travis
   October 15th, 2008 at 7:11 pm

   I think you mean I'm not JUST a low-brow pinhead.

9. Ali S.
   October 15th, 2008 at 7:46 pm

   Egads! O_o Now my OCD for using mouthwash just flared up.

10. Dan0
    October 15th, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    it's a shame jungle john's record got broken. He was the star an assembly at my elementary school where he terrified everyone with a huge snake and crocodile.

11. astrodex
    October 16th, 2008 at 7:53 am

    Wrong!

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