The Velociraptor and the Bunk Bed

1. Dim67
   September 16th, 2008 at 3:31 am

   No matter what answers you give, the outcome is always 1 minute 6 seconds.

2. Krysthal
   September 16th, 2008 at 3:43 am

   Dim67 I actually got 57 seconds, I suck.

3. dd
   September 16th, 2008 at 4:16 am

   One minute, NINE seconds here. I R strong.

4. alice
   September 16th, 2008 at 4:35 am

   1 minute 3 seconds.
   *shudders* I’m never going to be able to sleep in a bunk bed again!

5. marcus
   September 16th, 2008 at 4:49 am

   same as dd,
   am proud for 3 second lead.

   but most likely play dead.

6. v.dog
   September 16th, 2008 at 5:29 am

   1:19. Nice.

7. Dave
   September 16th, 2008 at 7:36 am

   1:25. I rule.

   Must’ve been the “take the arm and beat the velociraptor over the head with it” answer that put me over the top.

8. CheeseDuck
   September 16th, 2008 at 7:38 am

   High Five, Dave! I got 1:25!

9. CheeseDuck
   September 16th, 2008 at 7:39 am

   But I myself used that chance to choke him with my chain

10. Edward
    September 16th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    1:28

    My suggestion, if this really happens to you, is to immediately disassemble the bunk bed. Use the top bunk to barricade yourself in the corner. While back there, do everything you can do to remove the chain. Run away when the Velociraptor has worn itself out trying to get at you.

11. Tom
    September 16th, 2008 at 9:03 am

    1 minute, 38 seconds

    It helps if you have a year of college jujitsu and martial arts training (not to mention being more than 6′3″).

12. ted
    September 16th, 2008 at 9:25 am

    1 minute, 3 seconds.

13. Mr. Fantastic
    September 16th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    1min 19sec.

    There should have been an option to let the raptor chew your leg off, (the one attached to the chain, so you could run (crawl?) away from the beast and bed..

14. sumo
    September 16th, 2008 at 10:29 am

    1 min 49 Woohoo!

15. eni
    September 16th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    60 seconds. Must be due to my experience fighting that pit bull.

16. KARYN
    September 16th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    Wow, I must really be a sissy. I was told I’d only survive for 51 seconds.

17. Alasdair
    September 16th, 2008 at 1:01 pm

    WOOHOO!!! I survived 1:38!

18. Alasdair
    September 16th, 2008 at 1:02 pm

    being 6′2″ probably helped, as well as having a couple years of Aikido, and whacking the raptor with my arm.

19. Chandrielle
    September 16th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    I was honest and admitted that I would cry like a sissy-lala. I got a whopping 47 seconds.

20. I would die
    September 16th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

    1:22 Did anyone live????

21. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    September 16th, 2008 at 2:17 pm

    I could survive for 60 seconds. Somehow, I think that’s overestimating it a little.

22. Krystel
    September 16th, 2008 at 6:05 pm

    Haaa….definitely got 28 seconds. ^_^

23. Ichabod Schwingpants
    September 16th, 2008 at 6:21 pm

    1:58

    Oh yeah…I’m a man!

24. astrodex
    September 16th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

    47 seconds. Which is way too long. Can I just have a massive stroke and be done with it?

    Would the results be different if we were chained to a day bed with a trundle?

25. alwaysthere
    September 16th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

    Wow, I got 1:37 but I know I could survive much longer. First of all, a velociraptor is only 1.6 ft high at the hip, and weighs only 33 lbs. Come on, I could step on the thing like a yappy lap dog. It may scratch me up a bit before I put it down but there’s no way it could tear my arm off before I beat it to death with the chain.

26. Pancake
    September 16th, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Yay, a minute six!

    Why isn’t there an option for stuffing the blanket from the bed into the raptor’s mouth so it will suffocate?

27. Pancake
    September 16th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    My bad, was talking at the same time as writing. Minute nine (Wouldn’t want anybody on the Internet thinking I would only survive a measly 66 seconds in the event that someone chains me to a bed with an extinct animal.)

28. Beeeeeeee
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:22 pm

    I could survive for ever, that raptor got pwned chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

29. PJ
    September 17th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    1 minute, 13 seconds. Is that long enough to find religion?

30. Prairie Dog
    September 18th, 2008 at 1:00 am

    I was very disappointed to find out that Raptors were about the size of a turkey. I think I could take one given a nice bat or something.

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