Caption Monkey 42: Baby Bath Time!

Posted by Alex in Caption Monkey on September 11, 2008 at 8:15 am



Does anyone know the story behind this photo?

Yay! It’s time for Neatorama and Hobotopia’s Caption Monkey game. Funniest caption will win an original Laugh-Out-Loud Cats cartoon by Adam "Ape Lad" Koford.

Contest rules are darn simple: place your caption in the comment section. One caption per comment, please. You can enter as many as you’d like.

For inspiration, check out Adam’s blog. Good luck!

Update 9/13/08: Adam has chosen the winner! Congratulations to megiddo who won with this caption: “Hydroponic cabbage patch kids.“


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114 comments to "Caption Monkey 42: Baby Bath Time!"

  1. nalden
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:22 am

    The baby cabbage patch kids need to spend a week soaking up water to inflate their heads to the proper proportions.

  2. Mark H
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:24 am

    Time to make the donuts.

  3. Texlenin
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:32 am

    Strangely, marinating overnight didn't make them
    less chewy....

  4. nate
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:39 am

    "I'll take the green one and with a crab rangoon please"

  5. Jonathan
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    I don't have a witty caption, but those are "neck rings", they are popular in asian countries, used for bath time and sometimes pool, they keep the babies head out of the water yet allow their entire torso to be submerged. My friends mother (she's Chinese) uses this when she bathes his son in her washtub.

    just some fyi

    oh yeah, i don't want to work today anyone have a good way to get out?

  6. Jonathan
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:46 am

    oh wait...i think i got a caption...

    "i'll take the number four with a smile"

  7. Simon
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:49 am

    "Now that the test phase is nearly over, we're ready to begin exporting to Cuba. Let's call it Cuba-Florida Baby Floating Device."

  8. Dave A
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:05 am

    "In response to the overwhelming dominance of Michael Phelps, the Chinese have instituted a new swimming program - and you thought 14-year-old gymnasts were bad!"

  9. Matthias
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:11 am

    "synchron swimming becomes an olympic discipline in 2016"

  10. Andi
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:12 am

    Are you sure they were caught fresh yesterday?

  11. A Noun
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:14 am

    "I Survived a Japanese Game Show," Season Two.

  12. Andi
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:15 am

    Mei couldn't decide if she wanted to participate in the office baby pool or not.

  13. Jud
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:29 am

    In trying to create the next Yao Ming, China is researching a new water-based process to create a taller population.

  14. Marcy Massura-The Glamorous Life
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:29 am

    In China families start thier babies SWIM LESSONS at 6 months. I know- seriously. So that is what you are looking at. A few Olympians in the making

  15. Adam Jones
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    No, that's not the light switch, that's the disposal switch...OH, NO!

  16. amelia
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:39 am

    "And Ladies and Gentlemen, this is where we cultivate hydroponic babies. They are poop free!"

  17. nate
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:47 am

    "Do they come with pulled butter or tartar sauce?"

  18. neathy
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:48 am

    As with everything else in Japan, the Matrix trilogy was turned into a T.V. reality show.

  19. Jose
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:02 am

    "Despite the impatience of the costumers, the doughnut babies were not ready for consumption"

  20. Greg Johnson
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:10 am

    This year's new pool cleaner models are a little too 'uncanny valley' for most.

  21. PartyRichter
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:11 am

    "Look Xytan, the humans are unaware of our cunning disguise. Planet Earth will soon be ours for the taking."

  22. Wandering Muse
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    Bobbing for babies is always fun at fall festivals

  23. anon
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:41 am

    Has anyone seen/read the Joy Luck Club?
    This is the a way to prevent "accidents".
    Gruesome but true.

  24. nezzerin
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:43 am

    Ancient Chinese secret to making babies... Just add "WA-TAHHHHHH"

  25. elewa
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Fresh & clean Fat head babies for sale. $1 for Chinese $10,000 for Americans

  26. jjbang
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:01 am

    Inflatable neck rings, the practical solution to stop your babies drowning in their own piss whilst you play world of warcraft.

  27. Lokatz
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:02 am

    Scotty?! Darn it! What did you do? Scotty? SCOTTY???

  28. Thomas
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    "YOU CHOOSE NOW!""It velly simple, you rike baby? pick baby. you no rike baby, we frush baby, new one come 5 or 10 minute"

  29. Tim Giachetti
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:18 am

    "Time to make the babydoughnuts!"

  30. Alphonse Credenza
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Giant Sea Monkeys! Just add water!

  31. Shervin
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:44 am

    What China does with the babies when families go over the one child limit.

  32. nezzerin
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:46 am

    Here we see the indigenous "Sink Chinks"

  33. Andrew Woodbridge
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    Back in my day, we won a goldfish for getting the ping pong ball in the cup.

  34. Myra
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:07 pm

    "Folks lined up for hours and nearly around the block to take their turn Bobbing for Babies".

  35. tom h
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:14 pm

    2pac says to Japanese children: Ya Gots to Keep Ya Head Up

  36. mike r baker
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:17 pm

    "And that's why we named you Dunkin."

  37. Rachel Loder
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    Introducing the new inflatable baby sitter. For when you just need more time for yourself.

  38. Rachel Loder
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    What doesn't kill you, will send you to therapy. Thanks mom!

  39. Teddy
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:37 pm

    Swim or sink, the future depends on it. China prepares for London 2012 Olympics.

  40. Rachel Loder
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Experts disagree, but Ming and Chen insist that middle child syndrome is real.

  41. Mitochondria
    September 11th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

    Chinese water torture has certainly changed over the years.

  42. Meghan
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm

    Who knew that Bobbing for Babies would be the big hit of the fair?

  43. Meghan
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Curses - I didn't realize that "Bobbie for Babies" had already been done!

  44. firithlotiel
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

    Beijing, being disappointed that Michael Phelps took home the gold in swimming, they're working on breeding for the next Olympics.

  45. firithlotiel
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

    damn! Someone said what I did... >.<;;

  46. valeria hernan
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    Japanese baby -Madonna said she was gonna get us out, bet she haven`t forgotten us Yuki.

  47. Berzerk3r
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

    "Come time for Halloween, the Japanese are a little hungry for more than just apples."

  48. Jamie James
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

    "Well we're here at the testing of the Large Hadron Collider...and these must be the Stranglets that we've heard so much about"

  49. Jamie James
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Sushi Extreme!!!

  50. Jamie James
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    The low budget alternative Chinese Olympic opening ceremony

  51. Jamie James
    September 11th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    mmmmmm....boiled babies..ssscchhlluurrpaaarrggle

  52. Jamie James
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Miss Jolie, Mr Pitt...your order is ready.

  53. Murphy Maverick
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    No no no. all close but wrong. they are simply holding a contest to see which infants neck is the thickest. the last infant floating is crowned victor. who is then devoured by the obviously very hungry townspeople.
    similar to throwing the virgin into the volcano but sinks and infants.

  54. valeria hernan
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

    japanese baby -.nurse, i would like some water please, me thirsty... nurse! nursee!!!

  55. Thomas
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    And so I said " Chan, there's no way these tourists will pay for raw fish. I don't care what you call it"
    and then he said...
    Oh man shh! here comes Angelina.

  56. valeria hernan
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

    japanese baby- bet you can´t turn around...

  57. hut
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Gives new meaning to 'Test tube babies'!

  58. Lottieluck
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    "Don't push, I've got 3 years pocket money resting on the green one"

  59. nezzerin
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    "Oooohhhhhhhhh! So that's how your make a Chinese Baby Float?!? I usually use 2 scoops of ice cream, and 1 scoop of Chinese Baby."

  60. nezzerin
    September 11th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    "Yeah, I like Chinese Baby Floats too... I just get hungry 20 minutes after I have one"

  61. Reba
    September 11th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    "Baby Head Toss" toss the baby head, land inside the ring, and win a gold fish!

  62. Megiddo
    September 11th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Hydroponic cabbage patch kids.

  63. Reba
    September 11th, 2008 at 3:34 pm

    baby: "arrrgh, my ear itches ... I can't reach ... help!"

  64. Kristin
    September 11th, 2008 at 3:42 pm

    "and today's secret ingredient is...."

  65. sandalian
    September 11th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

    Hydroponic babies! No need to feed, simply put them in the water and they will grow.

  66. sleeper
    September 11th, 2008 at 3:50 pm

    just six coins and shove your baby in the auto-wash
    slot, and out come clean babies, but they are afraid
    of robot arms for the rest of thier lives.

  67. Adam Jones
    September 11th, 2008 at 3:54 pm

    "MARCO!" "POLO!"

  68. Blacknimbus
    September 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

    This was on the Cracked.com caption contest a few weeks ago...and some of you are reusing those captions. ;)

  69. Joey
    September 11th, 2008 at 4:10 pm

    These new sink stoppers are amazing!

  70. rottenseed
    September 11th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

    The saplings viewing the seedlings at the hydroponic human farm

  71. grcooper
    September 11th, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    Brangelina's next adopted baby!

  72. Gary
    September 11th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Everyone stopped by to see twins Bob.

  73. Senior Taco
    September 11th, 2008 at 4:31 pm

    "In this re-creation of the birthing process....."

  74. Holly West
    September 11th, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    "I'll have the baby roll, with extra wasabe."

  75. felipe santini
    September 11th, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    "Here in China, we are trying to grow our own babies Phelps, so in 2024 Olympics we can kick that american wet ass!" - said the First Minister of Sports and Development of China

  76. Zack
    September 11th, 2008 at 5:34 pm

    Will it float?

  77. Moon
    September 11th, 2008 at 5:42 pm

    Those dang Koreans have an entirely different way of playing Whack-a-Mole!

  78. chris
    September 11th, 2008 at 5:43 pm

    Caption:
    Due to a translation error, the Chinese version of "Hole In The Wall" was far less entertaining than it's Japanese counterpart, but infinitely more adorable.

  79. tankhard
    September 11th, 2008 at 5:49 pm

    add water and watch them grow!

  80. ggmccor
    September 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    Japanese scientist have unveiled their successful experiment in Baby Hydropnics.

  81. ggmccor
    September 11th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    New decor for your next pool party! Get them now while supplies last!

  82. ggmccor
    September 11th, 2008 at 6:10 pm

    New hands free baby bather saves moms hours of drudgery!

  83. felix
    September 11th, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    this is how they make New York tap-water taste soooo good!

  84. Donovan
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

    Man, those carnies will deep fry ANYTHING...

  85. onezero
    September 11th, 2008 at 8:45 pm

    Here we can see members of the 2026 Chinese National Swim Team training before an entousiastic home crowd.

  86. Diane
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:07 pm

    Oh Crap! I meant the Red Pill, THE RED PILL !!

  87. Jody
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

    Bobbin for babies

  88. MoniA
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:26 pm

    My head is stuck.

  89. Christophe
    September 11th, 2008 at 9:55 pm

    Our ring cushions are too big!

  90. PancakeMan
    September 11th, 2008 at 10:50 pm

    China takes the koi pond to a whole new level.

  91. mustardhamsters
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:01 pm

    Growing hemorrhoid cushions is a good clean activity the whole family can participate in for fun and profit!

  92. Justin
    September 11th, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    YOU MUST CHOOSE! WHO WILL LIVE, AND WHO WILL DIE!

  93. DVD playa
    September 12th, 2008 at 12:04 am

    "MOMMY, MOMMY! I WANT THAT ONE!

  94. Another Jake
    September 12th, 2008 at 12:27 am

    Two heads are better than one! BUY ONE GET ONE FREE!!

  95. slacker
    September 12th, 2008 at 2:09 am

    they're prepping the kids for the olympics in 2016

  96. quixamijara
    September 12th, 2008 at 2:31 am

    This was in the news in my country a while ago. In the hot hospitals, these babies need to stay cool, and this is the Chinese solution. Every baby has his own nurse watching btw.

  97. Matt
    September 12th, 2008 at 2:43 am

    How much is that baby in the window?

  98. Chris D
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:27 am

    With their success in this year's Olympics, China is hard at work training its future synchronized diving team.

  99. Chris D
    September 12th, 2008 at 4:30 am

    Following their success at this year's Olympics, China is hard at work training its future synchronized diving team.

  100. luke
    September 12th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    Water, water everywhere, but don't drink from the sink

  101. dat5274
    September 12th, 2008 at 8:44 am

    "Yeah, it looks fun but I think it's rigged."

    "I know! I think they over-inflate the ring to make the coins bounce more."

  102. luke
    September 12th, 2008 at 8:49 am

    To reduce infant obesity each baby must do water aerobics 30 minutes a day.

  103. Brian
    September 12th, 2008 at 10:37 am

    "Whac-A-Mole V2 consumer focus group"

  104. CM
    September 12th, 2008 at 10:39 am

    Two baby enter, one baby leave! Two baby enter, one baby leave!

  105. Sandro
    September 12th, 2008 at 10:56 am

    "$9.50 for the one on the left & $10.00 for the one on the right.(All meat is cooked thoroughly unless advised otherwise)"

  106. Tim
    September 12th, 2008 at 11:04 am

    It was no wonder donuts from the Chinese Krispy Kreme franchise tasted so different.

  107. David S Overholt
    September 12th, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    It's always interesting to visit Krispy Kreme's overseas research labs.

  108. Jessica
    September 12th, 2008 at 1:24 pm

    "One baby, two babies...oh crap...Close the blinds!"

  109. Tracy
    September 12th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

    They're members of the Chinese Olympic Swimming team. wanna see their passports?

  110. Harris
    September 12th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    it's good for the babies, and it's good for the water...

  111. Matt
    September 12th, 2008 at 6:45 pm

    Beijing students learn what happens to second children.

  112. Droplet
    September 12th, 2008 at 7:25 pm

    These Japanese children prepare themselves for their life at sea after the melting of the polar ice caps.

  113. Chunkie
    September 13th, 2008 at 12:10 am

    Timmy saw something strange when he looked in the live seafood aisle.

  114. Kas
    May 11th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    I have no clue but this is weird.


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