The 8 Most Obnoxious Internet Commenters

By Miss Cellania in Blogs & Internet on Sep 4, 2008 at 9:41 am


Cracked takes a look at certain types of commenters found on most popular internet sites that allow comments. Of course, none of these types exist at Neatorama, because all our commenters are kind and intelligent people who never post without considering the point of their contribution. Warning: some comments are offensive. As if you didn’t know that. Link -via Digg


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  1. Rhea
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Oh,yeah!?!? Wanna step outside?!?!?!

  2. kid_icarus
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    ha ha ha ha ha HI-larious!

  3. Reechard
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

    I would go outside but the gubments after me for trying to expose the truth. Open your eyes sheeple!

  4. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 1:30 pm

    That was great. I’m pretty sure I’m one of those, but I’m not sure which. Actually, I think most people would fall into one of those categories at one time or another.

    I would have added the “religious nut” to the list, though. Getting bombarded by obscure, seemingly irrelevant Bible verses is never pleasant… especially if you’re not a Christian.

  5. CheeseDuck
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    “Religious Nuts” are quite common on Neatorama. In fact, many of those types Internet Commenters sometimes comment on Neatorama. I believe myself to be one of them..

  6. Larfin Jackarse
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 5:20 pm

    @Evil Pundit
    Actually there is an apostrophe in “your” ie “you`r” all gay.

    In fact all the spelling and grammar in this thread is terrible.

    Please goto ‘meetingforsex.com’ to get a free instructional video.

  7. Vinterdekk
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    gay actually means happy

  8. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    It used to. Nowadays, if you skipped down the street singing, “I’m so lighthearted and gay,” you’d be misunderstood.

  9. ted
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 6:27 pm

    I couldn’t get through it. Was there one about that – people who just skim through and look for the good (i.e. sexy) parts?

  10. countbyfives
    Sep 4th, 2008 at 8:11 pm

    Actually the correct spelling is “you’re.”
    As in, “Gee, you’re right, the spelling and grammar is horrible. Thanks for adding to the collection.”

  11. Alex
    Sep 5th, 2008 at 3:01 am

    Did we cover all 8 forms of commenters now?


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