Marine Biologists Filmed Cepapod Going to the Bathroom

1. Nostra
   August 11th, 2008 at 2:15 am

   it takes 5 minutes for that fracking shrimp to poop?! I’m glad I’m not that shrimp!

2. myleti
   August 11th, 2008 at 2:32 am

   Wait, wait, wait.

   Alex said “bidnis”. I’m cracking up. XD

   I can always count on learning something new on this site!

3. James E.
   August 11th, 2008 at 3:04 am

   Someone get that guy a Magazine, sheesh!

4. TwoDragons
   August 11th, 2008 at 6:18 am

   “…and in other news today, the CDC reported that it is shutting its doors permanently within the month. Scientists have discovered that the Ultimate Cure For All Diseases has been found in a combination of shrimp fecal matter and whale flatulence. When interviewers called earlier today, the scientists were amiable but admitted they were simply too busy lighting their own farts to talk to reporters.

   As well as claiming both the Nobel and IgNobel Prizes, a statue of a giant bowl of warm water and a pile of dirty napkins has been erected in Downtown in their honor…”

   –TwoDragons

5. CheeseDuck
   August 11th, 2008 at 6:43 am

   Thats like watching paramecium conjugate.. >.<

6. AnUnSi
   August 11th, 2008 at 7:01 am

   The stupidity of some things on this site never fails to amaze me. How immature/juvenile and twisted/sick are the owners of this site?

   “… going to the bathroom …”?
   First, there is no “bathroom” in the sea.
   Second, even if there were a bathroom in the sea, talking about, and even showing, the elimination of waste at a general, public site is TABOO for mature people with “class.” It is subject only for specialized sites frequented by biologists.

   Straighten up your act, Neatorama people. GROW UP!!!

7. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
   August 11th, 2008 at 12:25 pm

   @ AnUnSi:

   Why do you come here if you’re so easily offended? I’d hate to think of how you deal with your cat’s litterbox… or your child’s diapers. Everybody poops, you know (yes, even sea creatures).

   Of course, the great and powerful AnUnSi never has to go to the bathroom. The waste just magically appears in the toilet bowl. “Immaculate bowel movements”, if you will.

8. konshuss
   August 11th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

   hey uh, would you activate the single molecule of glade when you’re done? much appreciated big guy.

9. PR
   August 11th, 2008 at 8:13 pm

   That was a big one.

10. Spencer H.
    August 11th, 2008 at 11:59 pm

    *Copepod* Sorry - hard core science geek here has to see it spelled correctly.

11. Tim Giachetti
    August 12th, 2008 at 7:04 am

    Yes, we all poop. “amazing”

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