After the success of Zombie Harmony and 9 Reason NOT to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Matthew Inman launched another funny microsite: 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn.
Reason I: They Fart Glitter. Good enough for me! Link – Thanks Matthew!
Miss Cellania
I was under the impression that unicorns pooped marshmallows.
Johnny Cat
That boyfriend was abusive. I guess unicorns go for guys like that. sigh.
ted
I thought unicorns were boys. That’s why they’re associated with virgins in mythology.
Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
Huh… I thought the reasons would be more… phallic. You know, with the horn and all.
Johnny Cat
I think the unicorns associations with virgins was representative of their departing magical youth. boys and girls both.
JC
I´ve never thought about unicorns in terms of gender, since they are a symbol of purity and celibacy.
CHennings
Speaking of dating and comedy. I don’t mean to sound like an ad, cause I’m not, but check out http://www.stophatingdatinggame.com
it’s so funny if you pick the “C” options I can’t stop playing it.
(p.s. It’s rumored that if you actually buy the book you can play the whole game with the actors topless)
Tempscire
Eh. The T-rex was more amusing and had more… species-appropriate reasons.
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