Reasons to Date a Unicorn

1. bean
   August 4th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

   Eating unicorn feces? This guy needs serious help.

2. Christophe
   August 4th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

   I was wondering where was that Skittle taste coming from

3. Tim Giachetti
   August 4th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

   Tom Cruise farts glitter too. the big LRon loving poof.

4. Miss Cellania
   August 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

   I was under the impression that unicorns pooped marshmallows.

5. DOJ
   August 4th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

   The T-Rex one was much better. Be sure to post their next effort.

6. Johnny Cat
   August 4th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

   That boyfriend was abusive. I guess unicorns go for guys like that. sigh.

7. ted
   August 4th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

   I thought unicorns were boys. That's why they're associated with virgins in mythology.

8. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
   August 4th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

   Huh... I thought the reasons would be more... phallic. You know, with the horn and all.

9. Johnny Cat
   August 4th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

   I think the unicorns associations with virgins was representative of their departing magical youth. boys and girls both.

10. JC
    August 4th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    I´ve never thought about unicorns in terms of gender, since they are a symbol of purity and celibacy.

11. CHennings
    August 5th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Speaking of dating and comedy. I don't mean to sound like an ad, cause I'm not, but check out http://www.stophatingdatinggame.com

    it's so funny if you pick the "C" options I can't stop playing it.

    (p.s. It's rumored that if you actually buy the book you can play the whole game with the actors topless)

12. Tempscire
    August 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Eh. The T-rex was more amusing and had more... species-appropriate reasons.

13. Johnny Cat
    August 5th, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    CHennings, that was an awesome link!

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