Reasons to Date a Unicorn

By Alex in Blogs & Internet on Aug 4, 2008 at 2:47 pm

After the success of Zombie Harmony and 9 Reason NOT to Date a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Matthew Inman launched another funny microsite: 10 Reasons It Would Rule to Date a Unicorn.

Reason I: They Fart Glitter. Good enough for me! LinkThanks Matthew!


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  1. bean
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

    Eating unicorn feces? This guy needs serious help.

  2. Christophe
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 3:46 pm

    I was wondering where was that Skittle taste coming from

  3. Tim Giachetti
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 4:59 pm

    Tom Cruise farts glitter too. the big LRon loving poof.

  4. Miss Cellania
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

    I was under the impression that unicorns pooped marshmallows.

  5. DOJ
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 6:44 pm

    The T-Rex one was much better. Be sure to post their next effort.

  6. Johnny Cat
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

    That boyfriend was abusive. I guess unicorns go for guys like that. sigh.

  7. ted
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 8:07 pm

    I thought unicorns were boys. That’s why they’re associated with virgins in mythology.

  8. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 8:29 pm

    Huh… I thought the reasons would be more… phallic. You know, with the horn and all.

  9. Johnny Cat
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 10:00 pm

    I think the unicorns associations with virgins was representative of their departing magical youth. boys and girls both.

  10. JC
    Aug 4th, 2008 at 10:37 pm

    I´ve never thought about unicorns in terms of gender, since they are a symbol of purity and celibacy.

  11. CHennings
    Aug 5th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Speaking of dating and comedy. I don’t mean to sound like an ad, cause I’m not, but check out http://www.stophatingdatinggame.com

    it’s so funny if you pick the “C” options I can’t stop playing it.

    (p.s. It’s rumored that if you actually buy the book you can play the whole game with the actors topless)

  12. Tempscire
    Aug 5th, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Eh. The T-rex was more amusing and had more… species-appropriate reasons.

  13. Johnny Cat
    Aug 5th, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    CHennings, that was an awesome link!


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