Really, Really Fat Dogs

Aaaaaaanddddd, the next story is about a breakfast hot dog wrapped in bacon!!

Man, PETA must be pissed.

It’s kinda funny having this post right next to the fattiest hot dog post, were they connected somehow?

How can that be real?

That looks more like a Jack Russell to me.

Doesn’t matter, though. He’s still too fat.

Agree with Doberman’s post. It should be animal cruelty. If a person can be fined for endangering the health of their animals by underfeeding them, overfeeding should have the same punishment. It puts the animal at risk for a whole rainbow of diseases.

It´s a Jack Rusell Terrier.

Thats not a dog, thats a cow!
Can’t anybody tell from the coloration? White with brown and black patches + big & fat = Cow!

Fat people owning fat dogs?
I once knew a girl that was a total slut.
She owned a dog with a big, fat Vagina!
Other dogs(both the four legged and the two legged kind) were always jumping over their fence.

My dog has a really big penis.
He’s a Chuhuahua. His penis is bigger than he is!
His name is Pedro. Thats Mexican for Peter.
But my dogs name is Amador. Mexican! not Spanish.
The Spanish don’t have a breed of dog.
They have bulls………….with really big testicles!
Horny bulls!……….with Horns!…………Big ones!

Some people think the dog in the picture is a Jack Russel Terrier. Some people think its a Fox Terrier.
Maybe the only real problem is that nobody knows what breed of dog it really is. Maybe its a Fat Terrier?
It certainly looks like a Fat Terrier to me. The
owners ought to be punished for starving their dog.
To me, it kinda looks too skinny, now that we’ve established that its really a “Fat Terrier”. Just think, if its an American Fat Terrier and not an English one. Then it needs to be even fatter yet.

Of course the owners could no longer take care of them.
What owners that have been eaten by their dogs “can” take care of anything after that? Yummy, a dogs favorite, “Master Meat”. If the owner was having an identity crisis, then its “Master Mystery Meat”