Sadly, this "bloody" table is only an art concept by John Nouanesing. Check the rest of John's portfolio ... someone gotta make these things for real! http://www.johnnouanesing.net/catalogue%20UK.html - via Geekadelphia
BTW, Eric Smith and Tim Quirino of Geekadelphia were interviewed by Philly Weekly, and were kind enough to mention Neatorama as one of their inspirations - Thanks Eric!
http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2009/10/04/bloody_table.jpg
I WANT IT NOW!