Reserve a Spot in Heaven

Posted by Alex in Blog & Internet, Religion on July 22, 2008 at 4:12 am


You make reservations for restaurants and hotels, so why not heaven? Space is limited and Nate Davis and Edgar Kim of Seattle are selling reservations for the ever after on their website Reserve A Spot In Heaven:

"Why go to church when you can go to our Web site," Davis said. "Click, click, $12 and you’re going up (to heaven)," he said.

And those reservations come with a money back guarantee. "We’re men of our word," Davis said. "If you don’t get there, you’re going to get your money back," Kim added.

And just in case their website will cause them eternal damnation, Nate and Edgar got Reserve a Spot in Hell too.

KOMO News has the story: Link – Thanks Mason!


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7 comments to "Reserve a Spot in Heaven"

  1. Larfin Jackarse
    July 22nd, 2008 at 4:50 am

    Why does getting a spot in heaven always end up costing a quid somewhere along the line?

  2. Ali S.
    July 22nd, 2008 at 5:04 am

    Nothing like slippin' a $50 bill to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates and wondering why he frowns and makes a quick note in his book.

  3. Evilbeagle
    July 22nd, 2008 at 6:18 am

    Creative new ways to rip people off. Niiiiice.

  4. Ratz
    July 22nd, 2008 at 6:57 am

    Evilbeagle:
    Not that creative, the Catholic church used to sell papal pardons (for a range of sins) for 100s of years.

  5. Evilbeagle
    July 22nd, 2008 at 7:52 am

    This is true, Ratz. I hadn't thought of that. I was brought up Catholic and try to forget that I was every day.

  6. Homer J. Simpson
    July 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 am

    Is it possible to reserve a spot in hell for someone else? :)

  7. Sammy
    July 22nd, 2008 at 11:37 am

    How are you going to get your money back if youre in hell? I dont think 12 dollars would buy you out.

    And yeah, Its almost exactly like pardons. Pardons were more for to buy off your sins. Not buy yourself into heaven.


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