She realized I had lied about my "restaurant experience" when she saw her ceiling was dripping with balsamic vinaigrette.
If there was ever a good time to stop drinking, it was this morning when I woke up next to a woman in a giraffe costume.
If I had known I was going to accidentally turn my head to face yours at just the right moment, I would have chosen a much more romantic setting than a Walgreen's parking lot.
You can submit yours, too. Link -Thanks, Bill!