The Golf Club Urinal

1. sw
   June 6th, 2008 at 2:08 pm

   that is utterly revolting. can’t you just sneak off into the woods?

2. andrewdoane
   June 6th, 2008 at 2:26 pm

   Towel for privacy, huh? I don’t know if those designers have ever peed before, but you kind of need to keep an eye on what’s going on down there while peeing or there could be a mess… especially if you’re peeing in an unfamiliar setting like, I don’t know, peeing into a golf club!

3. Arty
   June 6th, 2008 at 2:32 pm

   Isn’t that still somewhat obvious…? Especially considering the towel and all.

4. nick
   June 6th, 2008 at 2:37 pm

   sweet

5. Archbob
   June 6th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

   This is quite possibly the most retarded thing I have ever seen.

6. SenorMysterioso
   June 6th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

   Discretely sneak into the trees, or carry around a novelty container of urine?

7. konshuss
   June 6th, 2008 at 3:20 pm

   what if your golf partner grabs that club? what if the top pops open and you have to find a way to explain why they’re covered in your urine?

8. jp
   June 6th, 2008 at 3:24 pm

   I’m thinking that when I’m out golfing with the buddies that I could fill up two or three of those in one session.

9. jp
   June 6th, 2008 at 3:26 pm

   just washing my club grip here, don’t mind me!
   i bet that fkr gets pretty smelly after awhile.

10. Sheldon
    June 6th, 2008 at 3:31 pm

    Yeah…my little brother just drops trow on the course and pees in the rough. Oh yeah, and he’s on his high school’s golf team.

11. GSP
    June 6th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

    I’m thinking this is for men who are embarrassed of the size of their unit… they should just make a huge fake dick to slip over the top of their own.

12. Thomas
    June 6th, 2008 at 3:36 pm

    I prefer the “soccer pee,” where you take a knee and pretend to tie your shoes. Only works in shorts.

13. hedwig
    June 6th, 2008 at 4:05 pm

    oh my.

    and I had a laugh at the other comments. sure to be an instant hit. can’t you just see Tiger Woods using one?

14. Evilbeagle
    June 6th, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Wouldn’t it alter the weight of the club, thus messing up your game? Aside from the obvious issues with it that everyone’s mentioned, I can’t imagine that a golf club whose weight changes over the course of the game would be overly beneficial. And if you just use it as a prop for peeing only, then it’s no longer very discreet is it?

15. Tempscire
    June 6th, 2008 at 6:15 pm

    They couldn’t have just made it a tube to discretely funnel the urine into the grass?

16. kid_icarus
    June 6th, 2008 at 6:51 pm

    how much does that puppy hold? i mean what if you pee’d more than it could hold is the towel really for overflow?

17. Alex
    June 6th, 2008 at 7:59 pm

    I don’t think you use that as a real club, Evilbeagle! Can you imagine the top bursting open as you swing it? That would be funny!

18. lurky
    June 6th, 2008 at 10:21 pm

    If you hang around places where peeing discretely in the bushes is frowned upon, you deserve to pee in a golf club! Also i imagine that people who are serious about golf would frown upon this club, as the weight changes depending on how much pee you fill it with. Silly novelty at best imo.

19. nick
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    i golf every week day, this is not something id use myself, but it’d be a great gag gift to give my golfing buddys. or maybe the club pro.

20. Evilbeagle
    June 7th, 2008 at 3:28 am

    Alex, you described the visual I got when I read this! I would pay to see it, though.

21. Aeris
    June 7th, 2008 at 6:26 am

    So basically you take the club out of your bag (or whatever, pee, and then take another one? oh my. not sure if i should like that…. can’t they just put up little toilet houses in convenient places?
    Not sure whether to think it is a good or a gross/disgusting novelty.

22. poppy petunia
    June 7th, 2008 at 6:33 am

    how gross and disgusting - whoever came up with this idea has too much time on their hands (and pee in their club). yukkk.

23. Neatoramawontsendmeapassword
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:36 pm

    I can’t get past the idea of swinging around a tube filled with pee. I don’t think I’d want to play golf with a guy who was using one of these.

    And why do guys always have to find new places and ways to pee? Is there some biological reason why they can’t hold it until they get back to the clubhouse like women do?

24. ted
    June 7th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

    This would be something for the older golfer. And what makes you think a woman couldn’t use this?

    It would be a little more discreet if they had this as part of the golf bag. And it could hold more.

25. Jimbo
    June 7th, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Towel is too small for me.

26. leah
    June 7th, 2008 at 7:58 pm

    thats really gross. i would rather go in the bushes than carry around a tube of my pee. not that a woman could use that anyway.

27. DOJ
    June 7th, 2008 at 8:41 pm

    @Tempscire - exactly what i was thinking

    and for all the naysayers, not every golf course is bordered by shrubbery.

28. stapler
    June 8th, 2008 at 12:19 am

    wonder what the Euro’s think about the uroclub

29. ripper
    June 8th, 2008 at 9:03 am

    Who wants to play on a urine soaked golf course? No wonder they have golf ball washers.

30. MoonCake
    June 8th, 2008 at 9:57 am

    yea tempscire and doj– i thought the same thing! why would you carry this thing around with you if it could just empty into the grass?

    think they made a funnel attachment for women?

31. astrodex
    June 9th, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    I don’t even know where to begin.

    Yes I do:

    What if you have to go #2? Is there fake golf bag you can pretend to lean against? Just drape the handy cape over your back. No one will know.

32. PaulD
    November 13th, 2008 at 3:45 am

    Who needs the urinal gulf club, If “he” is good looking enough there is always me. Hey cant help it “I” get into water sports

33. John Fitzpatrick
    March 13th, 2009 at 3:08 pm

    This is obviously a gimmik designed for a joke to give to one of your Golfing friends as a present. Just like the potty putter. I will not entertain such nonsense. What next, the poopoo trolley!!

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